Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #615 on: September 04, 2010, 09:03:24 PM »





Move up the beach!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #616 on: September 04, 2010, 10:53:07 PM »
My artillery rains down on Chinese beach positions, allowing Allied forces to advance.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #617 on: September 04, 2010, 11:06:42 PM »

Herr Seeme, we've pushed through the Beach, Orders?

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #618 on: September 04, 2010, 11:18:39 PM »
Ok lads, looks like you won't make it without my air support:
Here it comes "Legion Seeme" armed with F-35 to gain air superiority and support you down there  ;D


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« Reply #619 on: September 05, 2010, 01:55:16 AM »
My spies have given you false information. There are noone on the islands. And while all your forces are there, I launch several nuclear attacks on the islands, destroyng your army.

Meanwhile, my loyal forces quickly make an assault at the bridge. They manage to take it suffering few casualties.

MY BRIDGE! ;D

Now my engineers are dismantling the bridge, and I'm shipping of the 599 different parts to many scattered locations all around the world. The bridge can now be literally everywhere, and only I know where the parts are. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

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« Reply #620 on: September 05, 2010, 02:04:10 AM »
Me and my special forces, hunt down Toorstain and knock him out. Then we make a digital copy of his brain and use it find out were the bridge is stored and we rebuild it.

Imperial Bridge, Heil Czar Seeme

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #621 on: September 05, 2010, 09:22:01 AM »
Even if Taiwan IS Nuked, we can still use it for a springboard to China?

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #622 on: September 05, 2010, 03:52:59 PM »
I think Japan is helping use since for some reason they don't like china. And toorstain, your nukes didn't kill anyone because we were in Japen. Since you used nukes, the UN hates you and the world is against you.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #623 on: September 06, 2010, 09:40:57 PM »
Fuck the UN... >:(

I have a head concussion and feel like shit. :-X Also I can't remember a thing. :(

Also, shouldn't you be worrying about the bridge. Because I ignored the chaos bullshit and removed the tiny screw from the bridge that held the entire thing up. And this time you won't find it by beating me!

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« Reply #624 on: September 07, 2010, 02:47:55 AM »
Goes online and orders another one, uses super fast shipment.

My bridge!(In 2 days)
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #625 on: September 07, 2010, 04:50:49 AM »
I told the Federation what you all have been up to. Bye Bye !!!
Captain Kirks bridge ! ( there is no possible way Seeme's empire can kill the federation , Star Wars weapons cant even damage it.)
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
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Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #626 on: September 07, 2010, 08:44:38 AM »
we drop Fallshcirmjagers with the rank of Oberchucklee.

Beat that,

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #627 on: September 07, 2010, 12:29:20 PM »
*Sends 1 guy dressed up as akaloner, press the big red butten the says do not press, boom*

Bye Bye Federation. Also my screw is in and I out it back on.

Our bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #628 on: September 07, 2010, 03:38:44 PM »
The Forum spammer is wrong , he cant kill the federation (Nukes dont work , nothing bigger ) so its still the Federations bridge ( the Borg have been eliminated and the Klingons are at peace.)
Federations bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #629 on: September 07, 2010, 05:06:24 PM »
-teleports bridge to Seeme territory.