Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #60 on: June 03, 2010, 05:11:33 PM »
yay. because i'm kind. i make second bridge, and movve to that.


my (replica) bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #61 on: June 03, 2010, 10:55:26 PM »
I use my airbase to launch more fighter bombers to destroy the second bridge. Next, I spam the OP Luftwaffe Sniper and kill all your men then I air-drop a KT Ace Vet 3 an Elephant Ace vet 4 and Fallschirmjagers to take the Bridge.
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #62 on: June 03, 2010, 11:03:20 PM »
I spam Artillary and destroy all of your units , My bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #63 on: June 03, 2010, 11:28:15 PM »
Not Fair as I have Fighter Bomber tat could kill your arty.
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #64 on: June 03, 2010, 11:35:27 PM »
That's it!! I ban you all for hax!

My hax-free bridge!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #65 on: June 04, 2010, 12:14:03 AM »
moves down the street to my second IP, access account

Password: *******[Fake btw]

Access file: Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

Opening

Choose Faction: US of A.

Then, spams your hax-free bridge with my hax-free M26 Pershing and M10's.

My (anti-tank) bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #66 on: June 04, 2010, 12:23:31 AM »
I take the bridge with my KCH squads paired with Panthers then , rewrite the game files so that I can call-in  Nydhoggr to help my units !!( For those of you that don't know,  Nydhoggr  is a Norse Dragon that eats at the tree of life, him emerging signifies the end of the world A.K.A. Ragnorok)
My Demon Guarded Bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #67 on: June 04, 2010, 12:25:58 AM »
hax EF to create german superunit Panzer VIII Lowe, sending just 1 of these, the sheer PWNAGE of this unit takes down it all.

My Bridge.

Post Merge: June 04, 2010, 12:47:24 AM
Seeing noone go for the bridge, i create a Panzer VII Maus SuperTank, making it support my Lowe, whilst deploying A Luftwaffe Ground unit to construct Flakvering 2cm's, Babred Wire, Mines, Teller Mines, Sandbags, Tank traps and Flak88's. I then call a few Marder III's to lock down behinde it, with a few MG, Repair and Medical bunkers, i then call butterfly bombs to help, whilst air-dropping Fallschrimjager to occupy the Bunkers.

« Last Edit: June 04, 2010, 12:47:24 AM by Newbie. »

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #68 on: June 04, 2010, 01:21:57 AM »
I bring in an armada (1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 BEAT THAT) ) of NKVD Conscripts, Commisars, PTRDs, IS3s and 1 (captured) Panzer VIII Lowe to destroy Newbies tanks and Lowe, Using the Conscripts to destroy the mines as meatshields and then use the Commisar Heroic charge to unsuppress them, then use the near endless amounts of conscripts to Molotov Cocktail all infantry, emplacements and everything else on that bridge that ain't a tank. Then i will use whatever is left to take the bridge. Then i deploy the 31st century anti-missile/arty denial system so no more nukes. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HA

My (inebriated-conscript uber-spammed) bridge

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #69 on: June 04, 2010, 02:53:44 AM »
we should end here, noones going to get past that.


EDIT:

Deploys the Japanese ultraheavy tank O-I to crush your army.

Yeah, kty. my bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #70 on: June 04, 2010, 04:38:32 AM »
The O-I is not better then a Lowe. Not that that would even matter cause i invent AT Molotovs for my NKVD conscripts by hacking into the games code and creating AT molotovs. Lets see how your O-I enjoys an nuclear explosion in the engine.

So now its my alchohol covered bridge  8)

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #71 on: June 04, 2010, 05:56:17 AM »
Well the Lowe is not better than an immortal Dragon that it miraculously killed 8) , but Anyway , I call-in Peter Griffin from the Idiots Doctrine and he bar fights all of your soldiers to get to the alchohol on the bridge,
My Bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #72 on: June 04, 2010, 11:56:25 AM »
I run the game, choose Wehr, join match and take HelloKitty Doctrine - for 1 CP i buy PINK RAIN - all infantry runs away because they eyes hurt too much from seeing everything in pink. Then i unlock HelloKitty Command Center - My pios build it and i can drop using it two bags of posters with HelloKitty and caption "HelloKitty LUV U ALL!!" on any place on map. It works like propaganda but it does damage. When it comes to tanks, I unlock weapon of mass murder - HelloKitty. It walks slow but can destroy anything by his look.

After that i paint the bridge with pink :D

My HelloKitty bridge!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #73 on: June 04, 2010, 02:36:36 PM »
Air-drops a special paratroop called 'C. Norris' to the bridge, all the pink melts.

My (Uber) Bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #74 on: June 04, 2010, 08:11:20 PM »
I simpliy blow the brige up and run away :)


No ones brige!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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