My Bridge!

[Seeme]

Wow, I never thought I would get this high in power. Its like am some evil dictator. Hmm

Face it toorstain, you outnumered 10 to 1. You the only thing that stands in the way of that bridge. If you give up, you can be akaloners assistant.

[Werwolf]

My (refitted) élite WaffenSeeme panzer divisions "Seemeland" and "Standarte Wolfsangel" with prototype T-80UM2 Chiorny Oriol MBTs in Splitterung camo take up assault positions, blocking off all access points to the bridge... the Seemetruppen are waiting for further orders from the boy-Führer in the HJ outfit. 



the Carpet of Doom's not quite ready yet.

[neosdark]

I prepare my Alfa Group Spetnaz and special mechanized battalions (they are Spetznaz Battalions so don't worry Werwolf). Since Akalonor isn't on i use my power over all Armed Forces to order the scrambaling of AC-130s that we "borrowed" from the Americans. We shoot the bridge with the 105mm howitzers on the AC-130, and i scramble Wild Weasels to destroy any AA you might have. Then i send in my NKVD "Engineer" battalions (really just prisoners of war that i also "borrowed" from Guantanamo) and they fix it again....... Then we deploy defenses that we won't mention so you can't counter them.

The Empires' Bridge

Oh and in case you try to mess with me.....


That's my gun fools!!!!!

[Newbie.]

I then send in my Squad on Combat-Medics armed with British SA80 A2 Assault Rifles and German H&K G36 Rifles to Pikcup Toorstains forces, Bringing them to a Medical Bunker, as my Unit of 5x Elite-Kommandos armed with 2 MG4 GPMG's Suppress any Unit that trys to kill the Medics, as we then Deploy a unit of 5x Israeli 'Merkava' Tanks, Supported by 32-Pounder Anti-Tank Guns, Amd the 'Challenger 3' Tank, armed with a 155mm Bore Rifle Gun, Moutning it, a unit of 3x men with H&K MP7's from the Libyan SF, and a FA-223 Drache Helicopter mounting 5x American Military Navy SEALs with M14's with German ZF46 Scopes, These push onto the bridge, Taking them out, As we then use a Unit of SAM's to take out the WW's, and 2 50mm AA Guns to Knock off the AC-130's Tail, Slamming out the sky, As Neos gun Aims at us, we then Take out a Elite GSG9 Sniper armed with a PSG-1, Who Fires at the gun, Breaking it, Then, we move a unit of the 82nd Airborne armed with M16A4's on the Waffen-SS Flanks, Taking them out with little Ease, Loosing 94 men. I then send in my SOG Members with AK-200 Assault Rifles, These manage to pick off the NKVD Engineers from range, We then send in a unit of 4x Swedish Cheese makers, who somehow Repair the bridge.

I thne fall back all my units to the Medic bunker, And watch over the bridge with 80cm 'Schewerer Gustav' Guns.

My bridge!

[neosdark]

Well you have forced my hand. I deploy my defenses which consist of special smoke canisters filled with  pot smoke. All the infantry become high, and i quickly deploy more AC130s to destroy all the Tanks and AA are destroied by my F35 Lightnings. Then i send in more Spetznaz to kill your infantry.

Then we pour diseased water over all your dead soldiers bodies and use a special C130 to drop the dead bodies over Newbie's house. He gets malaria and swine flu which brings him to the brink of death.

The Empire's Bridge

Fear the pimp tank.............

[Werwolf]

The two WaffenSeeme Divisions, true to form, show remarkable professionalism and bravery in the face of Newbie's (NATO?) onslaught. After receiving the boy-Führer's slightly unintelligible order to "stand and fihgt (sic) to the last man", they miraculously resist total extermination and reform on a new flank to help Neosdark annihilate the enemy. As the T-80UM2s use advanced prototype ERA, the Challenger 3 and Merkava HEAT rounds only inflict negligible damage. One by one, Newbie's outnumbered tanks are knocked out, and their fleeing crews are mercilessly gunned down by Spetsnaz and fanatical Seemetruppen armed with Zastava M21s and MG3 GPMGs. The GSG9 sniper is counter-sniped by an élite Werwolf-Kommando wielding a ZVI FALCON 12.7 mm sniper rifle. More Werwolf-Kommandos covertly storm the Schwerer-Gustavs, execute the crews, and train the guns on Newbie's hapless special forces on the bridge and medic bunker---obliterating them along with Toorstain's survivors while camouflaged black-market Patriot and Stinger SAMs blow his squadrons right out of the sky, in revenge for the loss of the AC-130 gunships.  Seeme Heil!

While the "Seemeland" and the "Standarte Wolfsangel" Divisions secure the bridge, reinforcements from the 503. Seeme Guards Division and the 12. Schwere-Panzer Abt. der WaffenSeeme "Seemejugend" guard the flanks and access points.


 

[neosdark]

Comrade Werwolf wild question but is the new Assault Rifle ready yet? The Alfa group are trying to try it. They have started rumors about its capabilities. I acttually heard one that said it fired a 12.7mm bullet without any recoil and being very light....... I want to try that too.

[Newbie.]

Luckily, you both forgot something
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My surviving FA-223 Drache Helicopter nd the 5 US Navy SEALs with M14's quickly regroup at my house, taking off the dead bodies, as a Elite SS-Paranormal Expermentation Division Quickly heal Myself. *We then arm ourselfs with MP5Sd's, and charge to the Area were the Schwerer Gustav was, Taking out the Seeme-Kommandos with Revtive unease, Loosing 2 Navy SEAL's and a SS-Schutze, But we gain the Area, using the area to call in a unit of KGB Armed with Scoped Draqnov SVD Sniper Rifles, Who take out all your Enplacements, as you're affected by the no-recrewing bug, you can't recrew. We then jump inside the Schewer's, going all dirty Harry Mid-air, Firing their MP5SD's at the AC130's and F35's, Taking them out the sky, And Putin Declares the Spetznaz DISBANDED, Taking them out of the world, Then landing ontop of the Waffen-Kommandos of Werewolf, the 3 Navy SEALs, Me, and the 4 SS-PA Division Troops Quickly, Pop smoke to get closer, Using Neosdark's own Gas Against the Kommandos,  We then call in the Challenger 6, armed with a Expermental 1200mm HESH Round, Hitting the Side of the T-800U, Immoblizing it,as the KGB Snipers Fire Cement into the Turret, gluing it together, preventing from movement, then the Challenger 6's 12.7mm Rips down the M21 snipers and the MG3 Machine-guns, And the FALCON Sniper is Counterred with a Air-strike from a Squadron of British HARRIER MK II Jets, That drop a Variety of Missles on him, Destroying it. 3 Harriers are Lost by the SAMS and Stingers, but the KGB Snipers take them out before a 4th can be lost, and the KGB Snipers then force the Seemejugend and the 12th Pz Abt To Retreat, As we Reinforce the bridge, i Give the Navy SEALs, Myself, and the SS-PA Division Troops the 'Newb Cross' The Highest Military Honour in the Newbie Division.

My bridge!
Post Merge: August 20, 2010, 10:10:58 PMOr, and i forgot, we then send a group of 6 Combat medics with SPAS-15 Shotugns to revive Toorstain and his Random Army.

[Werwolf]

@Neos: Yes, the rumors are true. The supply drop should be en route now...

While Newbie is preoccupied with overkill, I nonchalantly reach into my greatcoat pocket and take out the Necronomicon... 

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, I call upon you, CTHULHU."

After several unspeakable and gruesome moments, all is silent. Newbie's combined forces are reduced to shattered hulks on the flesh-harrowed ground.

Imperial Bridge.

[Newbie.]

I've never wanted to do this..

Burns HP Lovercraft Books, Deleating the Cthulu from exstence.

Erm, i think we're going to have a major Casulty list if we don't work something out

Newbie sends his 4 Foreign KGB Officers to the Seeme HQ.

Newbie says, That if he gets 1/4 of the Bridge from the Empire, he will not Annoy you anymore.

[Seeme]

Ok am kinda confused. Whose on my side and who isnt?

[neosdark]

Wonderful, the boys have recieved the gun and Christened it the Wolf's Bite. It tears people to pieces.

As for the Negotiation: Newbie I Believe that if we allow you to join the Empire as General of the Space Station that we "aren't" Designing
you can have peace and have control over the bridge.

Seeme- you, me, Werwolf, Akalonor, Blackbishop, and maybe Newbie are on your side

[Seeme]

If newbie is on our side I want him to be in control of the airbone, so hes working with Akaloner.

[Newbie.]

yay.

[Seeme]

Ok, so the only enemy left is Toorstain >

First things first, hes on his last leg. What I need is 2 Airborne divisions will be dropping 12 miles east of his key city, distracting his forces from the city itself, while we launch a surprise attack. We get regular Infantry to charge the city making the enemy face one side, then our mechanized division to Quickly circle the city so cut of supplys and not let the other divisions in again. Then we get our regular Infantry to circle the city and wait and get resupplied. While this is happening, I want our top commandos to sneak into the city and blow up major supply depots and dress up like the enemy to rise havoc and terror into them. We wait another few days to let them run out of supply's, then we attack the city with our inf and tanks and our mechanized divisions save there airborne.
(P.S, dont forget to get the bridge)

Neos, get our troops and generals ready and make sure this plan works out. Dismissed.