Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #390 on: July 28, 2010, 12:17:14 PM »
go to next street, use ecafe, make new account. log in, take over bridge,bomb it, bomb it again, bomb it again, and again, nuke it, the end.

Oblivated bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #391 on: July 28, 2010, 01:53:42 PM »
He had a nuke shealter, Dummy...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #392 on: July 28, 2010, 04:28:29 PM »
Thats why i bombed it first. :)

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #393 on: July 28, 2010, 05:16:06 PM »
In a last effort I remove the ban from Seeme ;D, meanwhile at my underground graveyard I'll wait the next moment to strike :P.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #394 on: July 28, 2010, 05:32:38 PM »
Builds a ATS,ATST,ASTE,8000MMH. (Anti-Seeme, Anti-SeemeTank,Anti-Seemeeverything,8000Militmeter Howitzer) To Counter the new treat.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #395 on: July 28, 2010, 11:58:44 PM »
Builds At-AT supported by a battalion of AT ST's to destroy all of Nexbies noobish stuff, than I call in the 501st battalion and 20 stormtrooper platoons along with Tie interceptor airsupport , SPMAT Artillery is also guarding the base bridge , so , My bridge. (also the Sun crusher is in orbit along with SSD Eclipse and SD Manticore , and SD Gorgon )
My star Wars Bridge !
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #396 on: July 29, 2010, 01:04:52 AM »
Builds a time accelerator and fast forwards the time about 3 billion years, the sun now dies, turning into a red giant, which vaporises everything present on/around earth.

No ones bridge

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #397 on: July 29, 2010, 01:49:35 AM »
1 billion years before that, people made a machine that would stop this, making nothing explode. I was in a ice cube for some reason and survived. Then, realising the the future sucks, get in a time machine and go to where your about to accelerate time, and get a hammer and crush the button and the whole machine before you do anything. Then I explain to you what would happen and you thank me and  you go home.

And for the bridge that I went for all this trouble to get...

I get a poster saying "starwars sucks, startreck rules!"( Not really, I don't like ether of them) And all you men cry and go back to where ever they came from.

Then I get my kubelwagon with a radio and my 345.Automatic Triple Super heat seeking stinger missiles that can now aim at tanks, and now moument I been waiting for:

My wonderful bridge!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #398 on: July 29, 2010, 02:47:51 AM »
Then Rommel's zombie horde strikes. Seeme pee's his pants and runs away screaming like a little girl.
Undead bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #399 on: July 29, 2010, 09:42:34 AM »
I declare the bridge mine and Lock this topic......not really but its still mine because the sun came up and Rommel zombies burned up , my Troops got done watching the Star trek series and thinking its mediocre come back and defend the bridge.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #400 on: July 29, 2010, 06:33:56 PM »
Too bad my zombies can exist in daylight!
Still undead bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #401 on: July 29, 2010, 07:11:00 PM »
From my Indoscelent Starship the size of Pluto, Heinrich III, Me & Von Paulus plan our new attack, as 5,000 Volksgrenadier Shocktroops with StG44 Wait deployment from their Shock-Pods , Each Pod carrys 5 VG's, and 1 Officer, and Gunships armed with 3x 30mm Cannon, Carrying a Airborne Panzer V 'Panther'

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #402 on: July 29, 2010, 11:35:56 PM »
The "super-Volks" realize that my Germans and your Germans are on the same team, so they turn on your starship and blow it up like this:
death star explodes
Our bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #403 on: July 30, 2010, 12:16:22 AM »
If i Remenber correctly, the Death Star had Death Star II? :)

Brings in Heinrich IV, Armed with 10,000 Tommy's with Brens, in Shockpops, and Flying Churchill tanks, ready to strike.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #404 on: July 30, 2010, 12:55:11 AM »
Remember what happen last time someone got flying tanks?

(Toorstain)

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There were floating tanks in ww2!(shermans on D-Day) And the machine guns were on the tanks shooting at the water killing the sharks.

Plus IS-2s only point forward so it cant hit my tanks, for if it dose it will fall and die, makeing it a eary taget for 88s.

My bridge!

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The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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