My Bridge!

[Werwolf]

...I bring in my STEPMOTHER-IN-LAW! She scares the hell out of Pauly3's recon squad, Newbie's critters, Seeme and Undead Rommel... then orders everyone else off the bridge in rapid-fire French! 

My (stepmother-in-law's) Bridge!!!

[Seeme]

Step mother , eh?

Gets in hes kubelwagon with a radio, gets his earplugs on, drives 80 mph.

Bonk! She falls in the river and goes away.

My bridge!

[Werwolf]

lol Seeme, you'll break my poor wife's heart... (am somewhat  grateful though  )

[Seeme]

Nothing stands in the way of the Seeme empire!

Still My Bridge

[Newbie.]

America sux! [Jk]

Seeme hears this, He faints, and all his Men Retreat!

I then claim the bridge with a Sqaudron of FA-223 "Drache" Helicopters, who drop a sqaudron of Werwolf Kommandos armed with Silenced Sten Machine Guns on the Bridge.

My bridge!

[Seeme]

First of all, your new avatar and signature sucks, and am not kidding.

And I didn't have any men, I took yours and you killed your own men.

And am not an American lover, just because I live here doesn't mean I will love it.

But I'll go for it


As I wake up, I see the dumb helicopters and your stupid men. I wake up to the one and stab him on the back, taking the sten I shoot everyone without anyone hearing it.( Your brilliant silencer). I find the supply boxes and find 345.Automatic Triple Super heat seeking stinger missiles and that takes the helicopters down fast

All the dead bodes and helicopters carcases make a roadblock so high that no one can go to the bridge, snipe me, etc.

And all aircraft is useless, with my 345.Automatic Triple Super heat seeking stinger missiles, nothing survives up in the sky!

My bridge!

[Akalonor]

Seeme was rude to newbie so he is banned from this thread for 10 hours (jk) while he is banned I take the bridge from him and put it on the top shelf where he cant reach.
P.S. intelligent Badger invasion FTW
My bridge

[Seeme]

I was banned, but my men wasnt...

[Akalonor]

your men were left without a leader and got obred so they left..

[Seeme]

I just realised I didnt have any men, so yea the bridge is empty. Just dont take my 345.Automatic Triple Super heat seeking stinger missiles. Or my kubelwagon with a radio.

[Newbie.]

Newbie walks to the bridge, leaving the VW Kubelwagon (With a radio) in place. He then plants the Flag of Libya in the bridge.

He then makes a wall of sterel, surronded my Einstatzgruppen guards, HEAT-SEAKING-JAMMERS, FlaK88 AT Guns, PaK44 AT Guns, FlaK30 AA Guns, U-Boats, a lake, and lots of Crocodiles.

Newbie's Bridge. Rights to buildn stuff selling 5£ A piece.

[HyperSniper999]

I urge the undead Rommel back on to the bridge, he dares Newbie to a game of Rock, Pappers, Scissors and calls Panzer and wins. He then captures all of Newbie's stuff and the bridge and calls reinforcements, all of the men he commanded in both World Wars.
Rommel's bridge!

[Newbie.]

Newbie than sits in the corner of the bridge, Sulking, as the AfrikaKorps can't commit a war crime. HISTOREH SEZ SO. So i sit in the box, sulking.

Still Rommels bridge.

[Seeme]

Am I still baned?

[Blackbishop]

I steal a dev account and ban everybody's else, booby trap Seeme's VW Kubelwagon (With a radio) and also wired his super heat seeking missiles, set a defense perimeter with dragon theeth, mines and barbedwire and build an underground nuke shelter. My bridge !!!