My Bridge!

[Akalonor]

I declare that everyone irritates me , so the Nydhoggr eats you all. Since it also signifies the end of the World (Ragnorok) I escape and capture the bridge.
My Bridge!

[Seeme]

He cant eat me when am in a car! I turn around and run over him and then run over you before you escape.

[Newbie.]

Jumps up from under Seeme's car, firing to the Wheel... As GSG9 Federal Police
arrest him for not paying that bloody parking fee!

I then conqeur the bridge with the Law-Abiding GSG9 + Federal Police...

My bridge!]

Before tha,t puts up a sign...

NO COMMUNISTS...

FOR SALE - 5,000 US DOLLARS.

[Seeme]

WHo needs that whrn I can just drive my seeme tank over them? Il rol over the sign and the police and you run away in fear.

My bridge!

[Newbie.]

As i run away, i pick up a Panzerfaust, running back, bl;asting the front of the tank, as more Police arrive & STUNCUFFZ. Seeme!

Yeah, if your move, TASER'D.

I then reclaim with a Single NYPD Officer...

My bridge!

[Akalonor]

I take the bridge with the IRA and stolen Leopard tanks. My Bridge!

[Seeme]

Sigh. The panzerseack didnt kill me but instead a peice of it hit the generated and now theres not enegry to fuel the lazers and I shoot them with me turret double .50 cal macihine gun. As for Akalonor, the leopard tanks was no match for my seeme tank and instanaly died. And the IRA hhad more important stuff to do.

[Akalonor]

wrong ! the bridge is in the English part of Ireland , making it a priority of the IRA , who torch Seeme's tank with a flamethrower and eliminate everyone else .
Still My Bridge (seeme didn't say 'My Bridge' !)

[Tico_1990]

I hand out bottles of Jameson, your IRA troops get so drunk that they first destroy the Leopard's (with crew in them) and afterwards they want to see who is able to fall quickest.

Also, for good measure, I station the black watch and royal highlanders to guard the bridge

My bridge (Famous Grouse anyone?)

Cheers

[Seeme]

Opps. And anyway with the money I stole from toorstain(I still have his creadit card) I bribe the highlanders to leave me alone, and for the flamethrower... I hop into one of the 14 seeme  tanks so you dont know where I am. And you dont think you can walk up to 15 tanks without being noticed?

All my tanks fire there mgs and turrets and run over you, makeing you into a pile of red goo and crushed bones.


My bridge!

[Newbie.]

Did it REALLY have to go this far?

Use's Aqua-KCH to place the bridge in the Pacific, while the Kriegsmarine U-Boats guard it from any USN, RN, IJN, IN, or SN ships..

NAVAL BRIDEG!

[Akalonor]

I find proof that Megalodons still exist , making everyone crap their pants and fear the water, I tame said sharks and guard the underwater bridge with them.
My Bridge!
(for those that don't know what a megalodon is , go look it up )

[Newbie.]

Finds proof the Japanese O-I Existed.. And uses it to blast the last surving megadon to Kingdom Kong.. Then my U-Boats & AQUA-KCH Return.. With the NEW... AQUAPANZERIVF! A 'Stubby Panzer' Designed to Drive underwater! Brilliant!

My bridge!

[Akalonor]

You didn't really look up Megalodon ...did you ....because the Megalodon only resides in deep water , so you O-I can not attack it , and the stubby ....well they're Megalodon feed.
Still my Deep sea bridge!

[Newbie.]

Fair nuff. the biggest shark ever exist'd may live.

Erm... how much for the bridge?