My Bridge!

[PoldekPL]

I hire 100 IT support men, order them to install CoH, then patch it and install EF (and also patch it ) on every PC on the planet, after that I run WB, create map with river and bridge, then save it but I lose electricity while saving and map f*ck up.

$18010666 No Range!

[Cranialwizard]

The error creates a virus destroying all files.

Your Error-Blue Screen!

[Akalonor]

okay, Your error blue screens , but My Bridge!

[Blackbishop]

There's no bridge .

[Headlock]

I am so confused right now...

[PoldekPL]

The bridge is a LIE!

[Akalonor]

My Metaphoric Bridge than!

[PoldekPL]

Alright, this is WAY too crazy xD let's start again, shall we?

I rush the bridge with my... 1 conscript. Thank's God no-one is around. My bridge!

[Cranialwizard]

A mortar shell lands, scaring the shice out of the conscript squad, causing them to rush helplessly into a MG42.

Volksgrenadiers then put wire on the ends of the bridge and lock down with the MG.

My Bridge!

[Akalonor]

I attack your Volks and MG with PE Panther battle group.

My Bridge!

[Cranialwizard]

(Dude WAY Op XD)

Hidden PaKs in sandbag and tree cover reveal themselves from hidden camo, and tear apart the Panther Groupens.

Any infantry nearby gets picked off with 2 Vet 3 Snipers, whom already have 84 kills each. (And 2 Tank Kills. Snipers FTW)

My Over-Defended bridge!

(Wth is so important about the bridge anyway?)

[Ltevanlee]

(Dude WAY Op XD)

Hidden PaKs in sandbag and tree cover reveal themselves from hidden camo, and tear apart the Panther Groupens.

Any infantry nearby gets picked off with 2 Vet 3 Snipers, whom already have 84 kills each. (And 2 Tank Kills. Snipers FTW)

My Over-Defended bridge!

(Wth is so important about the bridge anyway?)

The bridge is the only one across the Rhine in WW3 (which happens to take place in Europe with 1940s equipment.) 

As for my attack I use the Fallschirmjager infiltration in several spots, hack the EF mod, add para-dropped Fallschirmjagers and King Tigers ( maybe and elephant tank too), and rename the Panzer Elite the 1st Fallschirmjager Division and I use the new (and hacked) in Luftwaffe Engineers to construct a airstrip and bomb your bridge out (without destroying) use the new Fallschirmjager Raid Doctrine to add MG42s and upgrade the Air-dropped Panzer 3 to a to Panzer 3 late-War model (75mm gun) and kill all your men with spammed Luftwaffe Snipers and take the bridge with Fallschirmjager spam.


                         My (new Factioned) Bridge

[Akalonor]

I call-in 10 airstrikes in column form matched with 5 V1's to bombard the bridge, then I move a Vet 3 KT with 5 MG 42 Grenadier squads.
My Bridge!

[PoldekPL]

I send dr. Hax (from GMod idiot box ) on your KT (KT doesn't gain vet you hacker ), he throws a monitor at KT and takes him out. Sniper ace takes all graens out in half a minute, but I frogot to produce any unit to capture the bridge

No-one bridge!

[nico97one]

Britain cries at having less nukes than French.
French say they're going to launch nukes - world rofls, Chuck Norris slaps France, world rofls once more.

I send a sheep to take the bridge, but he was eaten by a wolf (crap    ) I decided to rape all wolves and I take the bridge

My bridge !