My Bridge!

[Newbie.]

Deploys Jetpack armed COnscripts with PPSh-41's to capture the bridge in space.

Well, someone's bridge if that wouldn't work.

[Toorstain]

Deploys Jetpack armed COnscripts with PPSh-41's to capture the bridge in space.

Well, someone's bridge if that wouldn't work.

So you use these?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Space_Forces

Well, well. Then I guess I will have to send space nazi's after your conscripts:
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/new-concept-art-and-trailer-for-nazi-space-epic-iron-sky.php

[Newbie.]

Kills the Iron sky guys with.. http://www.tinmantintoys.com/images/RandS/blue%20space%20trooper.JPG

[neosdark]

Sorry for the long absents gents, I went to Canada and got drunk on maple syrup.

Being drunk allows me to screw all the rules (i have Red Hair!!!!!) and call in a super Nuke that allows me to destroy everything!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA, then i recreate the world and rebuild the bridge.

Then i bring Comrade Seeme back to life (sorry i wasn't here) with my Cloning machine (i found one of his hairs on my coat) and i rebuild our Kubelwagen. We secure the bridge with our Army of KCH and T34/85 (r)'s and then bring in an army of ACE Snipers to cover the bridge, and a brigade of camoed Pak 36's (thanks to the Eastern front Devs for this wonderful Reward unit that i believe i saw on today's Broadcast)


The Uber-guarded bridge that belongs to Seeme and me.

[Newbie.]

well...

V2 strikes the bridges leg, it falls over, crushing everything on the bridge, and half the snipers.

I then deploy Halftracks to Smash the ACE's.

Then, stealing the kubelwagon, mounting on my wall, and Deploying 5 SQD's of Stormtroopers to the bridge.

[neosdark]

U can't steal the Kubel when me and Seeme are in it. We lie in the back of our Kubel until u think ur safe, then me and Seeme pop out and slap you, and u retreat (Without our KUBEL!!!) leaving a twin trail of tears and pee.

Then we rally the our Ace Snipers ( u forgot the Camoed Pak 36s ) and KCH squads that are in reserve and retake the bridge (capturing your Stormtroopers in the process). Then we build a line of defense consisting of Stromtroopers bodies (Human Shields FTW) and Bunkers with MGs and PAK 40s stationed in between them.

Our Bridge

[Newbie.]

In Ostheer, Schewerer Gustav shoot YOU!

Noones bridge.

[Seeme]

First things first neos, its a call a kubelwagon with a radio!

Thanks for leaveing, buddy! I got shoot, ran over, fell on,  and lots of more. You could at least took the bus instead of takeing MY kubelwagon to Canada! ( Btw, you have to clean up the mess you made in it).

But considering how fun it is to slap people with you, and you bring me back to life, and now that I can stand safely on the bridge for once, all is forgiven!


And Newbie, who the heck is Noones?

[Newbie.]

mine, because i now claim it with a not just any conscript...

But a M & S Conscript with a PPSh-41

i then use the PPSh-41's Sales powers to noscope seeme's engine & wheel of his kubelwagon with a radio, disabling it with neo + him, while the realise they left their Engineer at Russia, the Bridge, and their ontop of a No-Parking - Fine $500 Area.

[Seeme]

Darn, I only have 700.

[Newbie.]

They then pay for the fine, leaving with 200$ from seeme & 300$ from Neo.

SIGN: MECHANIC - 1,000$ PER REPAIR. [1,200$ For Kubelwagons] [1,500 for Kubelwagons with Any Accessories] [Extra 5$ if your American Jokes]

[Tico_1990]

By my reckoning, Newbie is still the owner of the bridge...
*walks up to newbie and takes out a bag of gold, buying the bridge from him*

My bridge

[Werwolf]

I initiate a hostile corporate takeover (without using junk bonds, mind you) and redistribute all of Tico's assets, including the bridge. Panzergrenadiers, a few panzer divisions, and 88mm AT/AA batteries now repopulate the bridge, since it is now owned by the Reich. Again.

Axis Bridge.

[Seeme]

1,500+5=1505.

Job income: 0-1505=0 letf.
Goverment tax: 5%=75.05+1505=1580.5

Income for year= 0
 
Due by-the next post.

According to my bills, am alittle short right now.

[Newbie.]

Ok.. We'll have to agree-to-disagree here... Now... Comrade Stalin takes East Bridge.. Comrade Werwolf take west?

Calls a group of 50 T34/85s, 1 IL2 Squdron, 1x ML20 Battalion, the 5th GDS TK Army, and 30 Conscript squads at the area, and of course...

NKVD OFFIZIER.

Still your bridge.
Post Merge: July 06, 2010, 12:26:23 PMEDIT: No Neogation.., Hmm...

Switch to: Ostheer

DOCTRINE: Army l337 unitz.

Use: H.B.

Hanebua II Battlegroup

Calls in 3 Hanebua II UFO's to bombard a area, then using 5x HE-111 Bombers to air-drop PanzerII's and STG44 armed 'Waffen-VolksPanzergrenfallschrimjagerbusterstormtrooperKnightscrossholderofficerluftwaffefieldtruppenassaultifantry' Infantry, destroying Wehr's army, as the OH forms a alliance with the Soviet-Army i left earlier, claiming the bridge in a Joint Red-Fascist Pact.

RED-FASO PACT BRIDGE.