My Bridge!

[nomad52]

After crying about my dreams of becoming a broadway performer I man up and attack the bridge single handedly recapturing it with my time loop gun that does not destroy anything or directly effect anybody but instead imprisons them in a loop of time that is inescapable thereby trapping Mr.T V 55.5 who was moon-walking at the time in a loop making it impossible for him to ever return because the loop is unbreakable and there can never be more than one Mr.t at a time . After Mr.t is imprisoned along with all of your defenses I simply walk up and tell you two to get off of my bridge which you do out of shear fear of my awesomeness

My Bridge. 

[Seeme]

Can we keep our kubelwagon with the radio ?

[nomad52]

Can we keep our kubelwagon with the radio ?

Fine. But get off my bridge! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Seeme]

I trick nomad and run him over with our kubelwagon with a radio, take the gun, get Mr.T back, and break the gun and the instructions how to make it. And since nomad got hit in the head at 30mph, he lost some memory and dosent know how to make the gun again. Then me and neos rebuild our def, and make new and better tanks then maus and kingtiger.
I will call them "seeme tanks". Now who will stop use!

Our bridge!

[Akalonor]

Morgoth is a god, he can't be banished by a Human
this makes all previous attempts irrelevant ,
My Bridge Still!

[neosdark]

Mr. T is a super-god, he can banish who ever he wants. So tough luck Akalonor. But if he won't leave, then me and Seeme sneak up on him and give him the old fashioned bitch slap. and he runs home to Tartarus disgraced to call himself a god. He abandons all life forever and never does anything again (not even move).

So still our bridge FOOL!

[Werwolf]

I summon Manwë, Varda, Oromë, Mandos, Tulkas and Eönwë to face Morgoth, Mr. T, neosdark and Seeme in an epic battle worthy of a thousand chronicles and songs. Then Eru Ilúvatar and the Aratar banish Morgoth & Co. to the hereafter and allow my fallen Soldaten to pass over the Sea into Valinor.

Meanwhile, Dwarf-wrights, Panzergrenadiers and Pioneers rebuild the bridge in the image of the former glory of far Númenór (complete with descendants of the White Tree that grew in the King's Court at Armenelos), although with a few modern adaptations: flakturms, Pantherturms, Scharnhorst/Gniesenau turms (hehe), an elaborate fortified trench system, and a Starbucks® outlet.

My hybrid Númenórean/Axis bridge!

[neosdark]

Its time to come back with a vengence. Since Mr.T is still with us we have him open a rift back into our world and using all the refrences still trapped in there (Star Wars, Star Trek, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, etc.) to take back the bridge. Then i rebanish those who i mentioned back in to the Shadow Realm (gotta love Yu-gi-oh refrences ) and we (me, Seeme, Mr.T v55.5 and the SOG squad plus Seeme's tanks) take back our bridge.

Our bridge.

[Newbie.]

chooses the 'make retreat' ablity inside the Terror doctrine [i think], drops on the bridge, even Mr.T v55.5 retreats, and to make sure, we deploy the 'Dead Reckonning' From Land of the Dead to fire snickers out.

Claims the bridge with a lone Kubelwagen... With a Panzerfaust x3, MG34 x2, Sniper kar98kx5, etc.... and a missle laucher [HEAT} on the back.

My Bridge!

[Cranialwizard]

(This thread has gone crazy and it escapes ALL possible boundries because someone below me is just going to make another irrelevant and random post with stuff that has NOTHING to do with the game, so you can't even relate it remotely :z)


Red Banner Strelky with PPSH-41 chew out the infantry on the bridge while DP-28 cover them, and ingenery fortify the bridge. Partisans wire the bridge be it captured. Then ZIS-2s and Tank Hunters hide behind sandbags while snipers crouch behind trees. Tank traps and countless mines prevent movement of tanks.

MY FORTRESS.

[Pauly3]

artillery barrages from the british guns hit you!!
After 3 days of shelling, two recon squads take the bridge!
My Bridge.

[Newbie.]

as, this happens, i've been reserving . Deploying a panther to the 2 recon squads, it barrages them, while at base, i cap the area around the bridge with Stormtroopers. I use this to save up for Vet3 for tanks, deploying the doctrine tiger, to help the panther. the Vet2 MG on the Panter rips the squad up.

I then fortify the bridge with a few VG's, who build up barbed wire, a MG, hidden in a bush outside the bridge, a PaK, also in a bush, with camoflague on, and a NPC PE Luft doctrine build's wirbelwind's and FlaK88's for the bridge's anti-airdefence. the NPC then send's out Fallschrimjager Units to scout for arty.


My bridge!

[Seeme]

Can we make new units that arent crazy? Like a kubelwagon?
Or Hitler youth units? (see me avater)

[Newbie.]

i'd say yes, but aslong as the Kubelwagen doesn't carry a FlaK88, the HY Don't turn into stormtroopers..etc.

[Pauly3]

The British quit....it sucked bollocks anyways