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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #210 on: June 19, 2010, 06:13:39 AM »
I went to the dark side and assault the bridge along with the protoss. Their mothership summoned a black hole to wipe all enemy units. My bridge!! :D
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #211 on: June 19, 2010, 06:21:06 AM »
Sorry Seeme, I feel bad so, since im only 1 KCH out of 3 you can join my squad to make ACE KCH squad (that's uber-pwnage right there anyway, aren't KCH hero units already) You have your own triple barrel Panzerfaust and the slap ability, plus your own choice of weapon. C'mon dude, c'mon!!

Anyway, while im waiting for answer from Seeme, My Mr.T v2.0 (which nobody has killed yet since he is in space, why aren't any of you targeting him???) uses his Space Rift to bring me back to the battlefield, and i slap that farkin Mothership and anything that came with it and it hyperspaces its arse back home, leaking fuel from its afterburners.

MY BRIDGE FOOL!!!!

P.S @anyone: somebody please kill my Mr.T v2.0 so i can bring in V3.5 cause he is like Tiger Ace, only one Mr. T version allowed at one time.


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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #212 on: June 19, 2010, 09:35:53 AM »
i park my landcruiser 1500 in the middle of the bridge...guess what ??? bridge crashes:P
Commando: Mr. Defence
Weapon: Vulcan Minigun (man portable) AT Weapon: an OP Carl Gustav (and yes I do play Bad Company 2) and and a hell of a lot of Knights Cross Holders (each with 20 Triple-Barreled Panzerfausts)  8)  (plus repair torches)




PLUS My men stack up all the dead bodies from the last my bridge conflicts and make a 5 mile high wall. Then I buy the bridge and now i can sue you guys for coming on to it.



                  MY (lawsuit protected) BRIDGE !!!!!!!!!!!!! 





« Last Edit: June 19, 2010, 09:50:30 AM by Mr Defence »
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #213 on: June 19, 2010, 09:55:42 AM »
Volksgren: Newbie.
Armed with: Nuffin.

Newbie farts, clearing the bridge.

My Bridge!


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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #214 on: June 19, 2010, 11:22:23 AM »
the british get buggered by all our crap
I scare you away with Margaret Thatchers face!!!
Then two good old recon squads build trenches!
My bridge!!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #215 on: June 19, 2010, 03:15:51 PM »
Deploys in

55 Infantry Sections W/ Bren
3 Lieutenants W/ MG42

55 Sappers W/ PIAT
1 Captain W/ MG42

10 Vickers MMG Carriers

10 Sturats

8 Cromwells
1 Cromwell Command Tank

5 Sherman Firefly's

7 Commando's W/ STG44
5 Tet' Tanks

6 Vickers Commandos and Mortar Commando's

5 Churchills
3 Churchill AVRE;s
4 Churchill Croc'

17 M7 Priests.

British Bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #216 on: June 19, 2010, 03:23:42 PM »
Calls in waves of panthers, wirbelwinds and an endless wave of Hummels with help of bergetigers. Hummels pummel anyone/anything on and around the bridge, any remaining infantry and tanks get wiped out by my wirbelwinds and panthers, my bergetigers than repair the bridge, and also repair it when it gets damaged.

My bridge

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #217 on: June 19, 2010, 07:10:25 PM »
I sue you all because I OWN the bridge.






               STILL MY BRIDGE FOOLS
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #218 on: June 19, 2010, 09:50:58 PM »
PWNS your OWN then
SEIZES the BRIDGE with PANZERGRENDIERS

my BRIDGE

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #219 on: June 19, 2010, 10:52:59 PM »
Sure, I'll be a KCH. But I wanna Luger, that's all. And that triple barrel Panzerfaust.

Beware, seeme has teamed up with someone! Now who will stop him?

Find out next post!

About to be my bridge.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #220 on: June 19, 2010, 10:57:01 PM »
Prepares my PanzerGRen's with quad-barreled panzerfaust's just in case.

Still ma' bridge to the troublesome tuo arrive...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #221 on: June 19, 2010, 10:58:25 PM »
airdrops a gazillion goliaths.

No ones (obliterated) bridge

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #222 on: June 19, 2010, 11:07:17 PM »
depolys a air filling, fallschrimjager dropping, anti aircraft MG using, 75mm gun firin', elite crew mannin', HE bombs droppin', communit's poppin', gangsta' hoppin' Hs-129.

More inprtently, it drops a new bridge in the old bridges place, then flys above the bridge so noone can enter.

My Gangsta' bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #223 on: June 20, 2010, 12:57:36 AM »
I send Rick Astley to attack the bridge.

your soldiers, pilots etc. =  :o :o :o :o :o( LOL, I rickrolled your bridge!!)

Mr. T leaves cause he is bored, and he pities you for thinking you could control him, fool!

Then I send in 300 spartans to defend the bridge. And they don't care if you sue them cause they are badass.

MY BRIDGE!! anyone want to borrow it?

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #224 on: June 20, 2010, 01:16:15 AM »
Rick Astley is needed at youtuibe, he runs off.

Throws a opoor guy next to a siwmming pool, Mr. T Runs off.

Throws a roman 3 miles away, the spartans run off.

captures the bridge with a flag holding PanzerIII


Ma' bridge. Your youtube'd pee'd off dude, freeezing guy in water, and bloodthirsty spartans.