My Bridge!

[Pauly3]

MI 6 propaganda leaflets pursuade your grandfathers soldiers to surrender. two recon squads dig in and build a howitzer on counter-mode.
Meine Brücke!(my bridge in german...)
My Bridge!!!

[neosdark]

My grandpa infiltrates your lines with his partisan outfits and blows up the arty guns and then calls in double ROKS-3 Ingenery to burn out the poor Tommies.

Наш мост (Russian for "our bridge" )

Our Bridge

[Blackbishop]

I call GoW to obliterate everything and at the same time i send 2 units of shock guards whom, dancing with the artillery eliminate the remaining forces . Call a squad of Ingenery to rebuild the bridge, laid mines, deploy tank traps, barbed wire, sandbags and ready for the next round. Meine brücke!!!

[neosdark]

I bring in 15 Katyusha Rocket Artillery battalions to destroy the bridge and all defenses around it, then bring in Sturmovoy Ingenery to rebuild it and im am authorized to bring in Obeykt 279 experimental tank, that can survive a nuclear battlefield (mwahahaha, the nukes don't work anymore) and 15 Guard battalions armed with SMGs and RPG-2s. Eat that.

MY BRIDGE!!!!!

[Seeme]

I ate all of that stuff and have 1 unarmed soldier def the bridge. You are all so confused and stare at him forever.

My bridge!

[Cranialwizard]

An IS-2 army, led by 5 IS-3s and 50 ISU-152s and 100 KV-2s, assault the lone single bridge, and annihilate EVERYTHING, and to top it off, Shock Guards rush any kind of infantry and obliterate.

Even so, the tanks overun the bases.


We win.

[neosdark]

No i use the Endwar Defcon 1 ability to call in a MR.T- Who screams "I Pity the Fool" and all the little tanks and soldiers scatter leaving him in command of that bridge.

I PITY THE FOOL....umm... i mean MY BRIDGE FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ltevanlee]

I get Chuck Norris to beat up Mr. T and I somehow take your COH copies merge them with MW2 get my AK47 ACOG/Heatbeat Sensor get a 11 (or 12 idk) kill streak and use my AC130 to destroy all your bases.




                                    My (AC130 guarded) bridge!

[neosdark]

I bring in my Endwar infused gameplay and use a Defcon 1 Nuke to destroy Mr. T and the Modern Warfare 2 universe (WaW is so much better) and then secure the bridge with M5A2 Schwarzkopf tanks (armed with a 145 mm smoothbore cannons and a radar guided AA MG) BEAT THAT PUNKS!!!!!!

My (Endwar) Bridge

[Werwolf]

...summons the Star Forge, MAW Installation and 3 Suncrushers, which obliterate neosdark's tanks and turn them into quaint metal lunch pails and Bento-boxes for little children, complete with LucasFilms® and Galoob Toys® trademarks. 

The Star Forge and Maw Installations then churn out endless squadrons of Sith Interceptors, TIE Hunters, TIE/D Defenders, Nssis-class Clawcraft, Lancet Aerial Artillery, Eclipse- and Executor-Class Super Star Destroyers and Pulsar Stations to defend the entire sector.  Imperial Stormtroopers from 975th Imperial Naval Infantry Division "Lord Rommel" arrive mounted on llamas to secure vital chokepoints. Power up the shield generators!
 
My Sith/Imperial bridge!!!

[neosdark]

This means we have to do this the really old fashioned way doesn't it? Well i bring the entire Red Star Space Module ( Filled with about 3 companies of Russian Space Marines  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Space_Forces), 35 T-100 (200mm cannon) Russian tanks that can shoot a hole through ANYTHING made out of space junk and armed with a triple battery of  SAM missiles that can take out out any sub-orbital flying thing. Then I prep the Space forces to board your over sized Battleships and defeat your pathetic soldiers (who you didn't actually produce )

And to put the cherry on top of it all I launch a Mr. T v2.0 into space (he can breathe out there you know, cause he's Mr.T) and he screams i pity the fool into the vaccum of space which cause a rip in the space time continuim that destroies any possible Star Wars references on the Bridge (and anywhere else for that matter)

My (Shaving Covered) Bridge.....FOOL

On a different note, I'm taking my Regents exam for Geometry today so, guys, please wish me luck cause i really need to pass this.

[Akalonor]

I ate all of that stuff and have 1 unarmed soldier def the bridge. You are all so confused and stare at him forever.

My bridge!

well you said you quit so Its MY bridge

[Tico_1990]

Sends cases full of Dutch drugs to get everyone/everything high. After that, I send my Dutch soldiers who fight better after they've gotten their drugs.

My (pink elephant infested) bridge.

Cheers

[neosdark]

Umm yeah, no, not your bridge cause my T-100 tanks (like almost all modern day tanks) has a air filtration system so , your druggy troops just get slaughtered by 200 mm shells.

My (dead-beat covered) Bridge

[Tico_1990]

That's all nice and dandy, but an air filtration system doesn't work if your crew rush the crates to get some drugs, face it, that's why everyone visits the Netherlands

So still my bridge