My Bridge!

[Newbie.]

As they is no bridge, i claim Berlin with a Guard Squad!

My Berlin!

[neosdark]

I use Poldek's time tunnel gun to blast us into the same reality as he sent the bridge and procede to secure it with 4 IS-2, 2 Mechanics, and use 5 Sturmavoy Ingenery to build up an extremly large defensive line consisting of Tank Traps in front of Barbed Wire in front of Mines in front of MG emplacements x5 (5 repeating lines of such defeses one after the other if anyone doesn't get it)

My Maginot Line...I mean my Bridge (in a different dimension  )

[Newbie.]

Transport's my Guards to the scene, walking them to the Tank Traps.

Guard 1: Hmmm...

Guard 2: got it.

The Guards walk around the bridge, entering the other side and blasting the place up.

EDIT: YAY! MIGHTY 50TH POST! CONSCRIPTION TIME
Guard 3: My Bridge!

[PoldekPL]

I take over the bridge with PTRD spam, then steal some barrels with radioactive stuff from Chernobyl (my lovely time tunnel gun xD) and spread it on whole bridge.

My radioactive bridge!

[Akalonor]

I place upgraded red banner Strelky inside rad suits and spam them with su-100 tnak support , I than dig in with sniper teams in trenches and my strelky in outposts ,
My Bridge!

Anyone notice that this is only 40 posts behind ' In soviet Russia jokes' , in only a matter of a couple weeks

[Seeme]

When you were all fighting, I had time to get a v1 and 6 panthers with 8 snipers. I drop the V1 and most of yea guys and attack Akalonor's HQ so he cant call in the funnel gun and go back the the bridge.

My about to be taken bridge!

[neosdark]

Right...... since nobody acctaully killed that large amount of troops i stationed to protect my bridge, i send in the IS-2s, Sturmavoy Inginery, and reinforce them with 5 ISU-152, and a large contingency of Guards and Black Sea Marines armed with PPSh-41s and Fedorov Avtomats. They destroy your incoming Panthers and the Snipers, and using the surviving Ingenery to deploy another ring of defenses this time on both sides of the bridge and have ZiS-2 AT-guns interspersed between the MG lines (so Tank Traps in front of Barbed Wire in front of Mines in front of MG emplacements with AT guns interspersed between the MG emplacements x5 and on both sides of the bridge.

My (soon to be taken, but well defended) Bridge

[Newbie.]

Command Sqd: Hmm...

The Command Sqaud then order's encirclement of the Bridge with ZiS2's, ML20's, KV-2's, IL-2's, IS2's, Conscripts, Mortars, Kats' and Maxim MG's.

Surrender now, or one bloody bridge

Your (Currently) Bridge.

[neosdark]

I swamp your Command Squad with my Guards, Newbie. So yea. Any straglers that approach my extremly big defensive area are captured shot into the knee-cap and nuddered. Then killed.....

As for the tanks i bring in my own IL-2 squads, and send for T-90, IS-2, KV-2 and some also infiltrate some partisans into your rear lines to destroy the ML-20s and any other arty u may bring out. My guys will hold out to the very end.

Держите мост за Сталина УРАААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My (very bloody, nuder victim covered, but soon to be taken away from me) bridge 

[Werwolf]

I annihilate Neosdark's fanatical Russkies with saturation bombardment, 1,600 Landkreuzer P-1000s and an ultra-mobile SS division composed of maniac chihuahuas mounted on Goliaths and Kettenkrads. Then I order Obersturmführer Ronald McDonald to lay out a defensive perimeter of irresistible kiosks serving chicken McNuggets, Borscht and fries.

MY McBRIDGE.

[Newbie.]

Deplys in a Truck full of men from the 2nd Ranger Battalion, who dig in heavily with Springfield's, picking off the Kettengrad and Golitah's.

As for the P-1000's... Well, they just walk past the lumbering giants.

My Bridge!

[Cranialwizard]

(Here we go again with the random stuff )

[Seeme]

I like canialswizard's idea, you know there were rules in the begging. 

As for those rangers, I bribe them a free trip home with $ so they all leave and I place a bomb with can be blown When I say so!. Then, I will sit back and see if anyone wants to take the bridge.

[Newbie.]

Calls in a Camo'd Ranger SNiper to walk to the bomb, efficently disarming it, whilst a Sherman and and M1 Thompson armed rangers drop in down the map, sneaking from the back of the bridge.

My Bridge!

[neosdark]

I send in 25 squads of Shock Guards and Red Banner Strelky, along with IL-2 support and a follow up force of 10 IS-2, 5 KV-2s, 2 divisions of T-44 tanks (not 34, but 44), and 15 Sturmovoy Ingenery with Dual Roks-2 Flamethrower. After capturing your Rangers, and killing the Sniper and Sherman, we dig in and start making Gulags around the bridge  and corraling all the surviving Rangers in there to create American Meatshields. MWAHAHAHAH take that Geneva Convention 

My (Soviet) Bridge.