My Bridge!

[neosdark]

I smack Seeme with the backside of my hand and then procede to launch an assault on the bridge with an unspecified number of troops.

My bridge

[Akalonor]

I call the only one greater than chuck Norris, God, and Vladimir Putin combined, Temeura Morrison. A.K.A. the Earth equivelant of Jango Fett.
My Bridge.

[Seeme]

Too bad they didn't answer you call....

My bridge!

[neosdark]

I bring in the combined might of the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series and my Ghost squads to kill Seeme. Then when they bring me his dead carcass i throw it in to a volcano from which escape is imposible and then fly away on my Heli.

My bridge

[FoolyCooly]

I then airdrop in thousands of self powering 60 ft hd screens and force all of you to watch Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu.As your brains melt i go in putting you all out of your misery and take the bridge. I the proceed to make my own hideout at the bridge that is invisible and has qualities that are top secret . My Bridge!

[neosdark]

My troops are elite Ghost troops, watching Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu was part of basic training to prep them for all forms of random nonsense (and cause i really like the manga ), so your brain-melting tactic fails and we just retake the bridge.

My bridge

[Ltevanlee]

We could almost make a mod on this topic. It would only replace US and PE (not enough ideas/units for the other 2) and to add a game modes called fun mode (i.e. Chuck Norris buildable) and the normal game modes that we all love. Any ideas? 





Edit: Came up with a few, here are the doctrines (this is a WIP).

US Chuck Norris Commander: Call in the the power of the roundhouse kick upon the cursed PE spam, with powerful interns, trainees, and challengers you can call in the power of Chuck in this infantry doctrine!


1st tree: Martial arts

Basic attack (2CP) :
What does it do?
Allows the members of the riflespam unit (6 pop cap, 30 guys really low hp per guy) to do a basic punch that does damage to individual members of the squad it is used on.

Speed attack

[neosdark]

....................................................OK........................

Quite interesting, but  I think we should go back to the old bridge thing eh?

[Ltevanlee]

Ok, (just an idea) drop a nuke on  the bridge and take it over with PE spam.







                                                My bridge

[neosdark]

 M to the A to the D. I launch my own nuke on the bridge and retake it with my SOG troops. Then seeing how many lives were recently lost due to Nukes we enact a brand new START accord (in light of the Russians finally signing the most recent one), which reduces to the limit to nukes per person to 1.

I secretly begin to stockpile nukes.

Oh and my bridge.

[Akalonor]

Well I bombard your command center with my Rail Gun, your launch command in ruins and you dead I take over the bridge and defend it with my S.V.E.R. troops.

My Bridge.

(@ Mr. Defence, make another topic, itd be fun!)

[neosdark]

Lols, kill me?? You frappin brother. I survive everything and using my last tanks and nuclear arty shells, i destroy your S.V.E.R. troops and your rail gun. I take the bridge.

My bridge

[Ltevanlee]

Nuke plus PE spam.




                         My Bridge

[Seeme]

Lols, kill me?? You frappin brother. I survive everything and using my last tanks and nuclear arty shells, i destroy your S.V.E.R. troops and your rail gun. I take the bridge.

My bridge

I Nuke you nuke piles

Not neos bridge, that's for sure.....

[neosdark]

I don't have any nuke piles anymore they were destroyed a while back. I nuke Semme and the bridge which seems to be no ones. I quickly take it with my Spetznaz AK-74uM spam

My bridge