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Offline Akalonor

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My Bridge!
« on: May 28, 2010, 07:31:41 PM »
This game Is a variation of "My Hill" modified to suit Coh,
Simply state the bridges status and what you use to take it ,   like so

I storm the bridge with Grenadiers
My Bridge!  :P

  ;)  Anything goes, the Bridge can be suspended over a void, sealed into an indestructable container etc.
All it needs is a group of in-game Soldiers .
have fun.

(Note to Moderators: This is off topic so I don't think its violating anything, let me know if it is though )
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2010, 08:10:08 PM »
This game Is a variation of "My Hill" modified to suit Coh,
Simply state the bridges status and what you use to take it ,   like so

I storm the bridge with Grenadiers
My Bridge!  :P

  ;)  Anything goes, the Bridge can be suspended over a void, sealed into an indestructable container etc.
All it needs is a group of in-game Soldiers .
have fun.

(Note to Moderators: This is off topic so I don't think its violating anything, let me know if it is though )


Ok, I storm the Bridge with hell lot of conscripts. Not my Bridge! Lost some Thousands. Whatever . . . storm Bridge with another thousand conscripts  ;D
"The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic."
"Death solves all problems - no man, no problem."
"In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance."

-Joseph Stalin

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2010, 08:33:21 PM »
I sneak behind defending grenadiers with my Major equipped with PPS. He takes them all out. My bridge!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2010, 12:34:15 AM »
I raid the bridge with Ostheer. My Bridge...

Oh, what's that Chuck Norris? You want to come play on my bridge?...


BANG!!


My bridge, in the middle of the street, my bridge....

..Oh, someone clean up that body, Cleveland Show is on.


Cassidy Motto -> Frangas non flectes.....You can break me, but I'll never bend.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2010, 02:11:25 AM »
I send a V1 Rocket from the Wehrmacht's Terror Doctrine to destroy the bridge and kill Dragon, and anybody else on the bridge.

I then send in 3 Vet 3 Flame Pioneers to repair the bridge in literally 50 seconds.

They then set up MG bunkers all over the bridge and no infantry could IMAGINE to cross it.

My (Repaired) Bridge
"Balancers are 10 a penny"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2010, 02:13:26 AM »
I Destroy the Bridge with Air Strikes and reconstruct an identical replica which I garrison with 13 Panther tanks.  My Replicated bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2010, 02:28:25 AM »
(Wtf Wehrmacht VS Wehrmacht? XD)

A random soviet player thinks it's funny to call an IL-2 on top of your tanks, destroying them all.

I then proceed to use a stolen pair of Flak 88s to shoot down the Red Planes.

Then I target remaining Panthers and wipe them all out, and then lay mines EVERYWHERE Around the bridge, along with nasty goliaths waiting ON the bridge.

MY BRIDGE >: )
"Balancers are 10 a penny"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2010, 11:41:45 AM »
I find Nazi secret weapon - teleporter, use it to teleport bridge (without goliaths, they fall into water) somwhere into Australia and send Kangaroo 3lvl vet squad to defend it with AT bumerangs (stats 7 vs vehs, 6 vs tanks) and sniper bumerangs (10 vs inf).

My bridge :D

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2010, 11:56:29 AM »
*Chernobyl Happens*

NO ONES BRIDGE.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2010, 01:43:59 PM »
Hey, not fair xD

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2010, 04:26:13 PM »
This will make it fair:

A special Paradrop Engineer unit drops in after the HQ is destroyed and repairs the bridge before they die. Leaving no one to claim it...Except me.


My nuclear infected bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2010, 04:38:06 PM »
I'm reviving Chuck Norris and sending him to take the bidge. Chuck don't get infected by radiation. Radiaton get's infected by Chuck.

My Chuck'd Norris'd bridge :D

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2010, 05:04:35 PM »
I send Sieneke with her "shalalie shalala" and she dies after that I Artillery your asses off with 25 pounders :P
I than send golem to take it.

My precious (bridge)

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2010, 05:15:38 PM »
I open World Builder, load world.sgb and remove bridge, then add pile of wood, some nails and hammers.

Build bridge yourself :P

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2010, 06:19:50 PM »
Opens up world builder and deletes that pile of crap Poldek left behind.
Places a new bridge and surrounds in in a mile high wall of MG nests.
Makes new group called 'eg_invincible'
Codes in Notepad
Code: [Select]
import("ScarUtil.scar")
function OnInit()

Invulnerable()

end

Scar_AddInit(OnInit)


function Invulnerable()
EGroup_SetInvulnerable(eg_invincible, true)
end

Stands on new indestructible Super-bridge and laughs manically... MY BRIDGE!