(April Fools) Ostheer Doctrines

[Zuzundra]

=))) are u kidding me? Guys, wtf with Uber doctrine?
Now axis will have squad of Voroshilovski snipers, and it will be the 1st ability? omg...
Call tank by the 1st ability in the other hand...What are u smoking there? =)))

[Paciat]

I critisized concepts allmost as !@#$% as this one soI was fooled untill I saw the first comment... 
It was 2 AM and my brain wasnt working fine but you got me fooled.

[stryker]

I admit it. You got me. 

Having said that, would love to hear the audio for the Landkreuzer both maneuvering, and firing please !

[possenreißer]

guys this looks more like return to castle wolfenstein than a worthy  opponent to the iwan. if this isnt an april joke i really worry about the balancing of coh  by the way im german and there is no such a word contruction llike "Über Troops". this is defenitely no existing term in world war II. if we had ever build the P 1500 monster we would have lost the war even much earlier than we did without it  so please let it out.

[guldan]

Monster
Deploy a Landkreuzer P 1500 Monster, to crush the Communist Scumbags, once and for all.

Well let's use foul language still, or the person to judge from its nationality!
(Ну да давайте ещё материться, или о человеке судить с его национальности!).

[Paciat]

Monster
Deploy a Landkreuzer P 1500 Monster, to crush the Communist Scumbags, once and for all.

Well let's use foul language still, or the person to judge from its nationality!
(Ну да давайте ещё материться, или о человеке судить с его национальности!).

What nation is Communism?
Couldnt find it on a map.

[Shadowmetroid]

Thank God it's April 1st.

[TheReaper]

Little mause...  Funny things happens in april 1st. 

[My Name Is Ante]

Wew
You got me there...
I thought that there will be a heat, but then realize: "It is 1st April "
You got me there...


It is 1st April, isn't it?

[Happycat]

You got me until the Mouse part. Well played chaps, well played.

[SavageWorld]

First i was like well this are pretty boring docties, but ok than I came to the Hunter team and I just stoped reading and looked at my screen, reading the text again and again thinking WTF this is so unbalanced and than I was like it is the first of April.

Well played.

[Ghost]

very nice. that's gonna rock, who wouldn't choose the "über doctrine"...but i think there are not enough heavy tanks in the tank doctrine....why not replace the tiger 2 with a ratte landcruiser   

ps: that was the first april joke for me today at 17:38, just as i thought i could end the day without being fooled

[...]WTF this is so unbalanced[...]

no, just take the ostheer and win

[Ost_Front_Soldat]

Now we can add the fat German chef from Medal of Honor: Frontline, German Sheppards, and yodeling Flammenwerfer teams. 

[Ghost]

[...] yodeling Flammenwerfer teams. 

would be fun

[Ost_Front_Soldat]

So would the Maus, they are still equally as ridiculous.