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Offline cephalos

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #315 on: May 25, 2011, 10:41:26 PM »
In captialist America you listen to Metallica!
In Soviet Russia Metallica listens to you!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #316 on: May 25, 2011, 10:42:20 PM »
You mean like, 'In Soviet Russia, drugs do you!'?
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #317 on: May 25, 2011, 10:49:49 PM »
Quote from: pariah on May 25, 2011, 10:42:20 PM
You mean like, 'In Soviet Russia, drugs do you!'?
No,
In Capitalist America, you get high.
In Soviet Russia, high gets you.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #318 on: May 25, 2011, 10:51:57 PM »
Hmm... I don't get it.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #319 on: May 25, 2011, 10:58:08 PM »
Quote from: pariah on May 25, 2011, 10:51:57 PM
Hmm... I don't get it.
Are in Soviet Russia jokes supposed to be understandable?
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #320 on: May 25, 2011, 11:00:41 PM »
To some degree, yes. It should make sense to some degree. Otherwise... It's not funny.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #321 on: May 25, 2011, 11:20:00 PM »
As we used to say at the supply yard (work)

In Soviet Russia, Sandbags fill you!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #322 on: May 26, 2011, 02:50:58 AM »
lol

In Capitalist America, you revive thread
In Soviet Russia, thread revives you!

(look how old this thread is  ;))
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #323 on: May 26, 2011, 02:57:34 AM »
In Soviet Russia, age is of no importance. ;)
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #324 on: June 24, 2011, 08:53:52 AM »
I'm so happy my old Soviet Russia joke topic is still so hot XD
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #325 on: June 24, 2011, 08:59:45 AM »
In soviet russia Team Fortress 2 had been already free ;D!!!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #326 on: June 24, 2011, 09:06:25 AM »
LIKE!! hehe
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #327 on: June 24, 2011, 05:42:23 PM »
In Soviet Russia, Tommy Wiseau made Citizen Kane!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #328 on: June 24, 2011, 06:39:40 PM »
In Soviet Russia Otheer can't wait for you!  :P
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #329 on: June 27, 2011, 07:02:21 AM »
In Soviet Russia, jokes tell you... (unfortunately ;))

Also in Soviet Russia, we tell Lord Rommel "The Ostheer will be done when its done" :D
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