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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #300 on: May 18, 2011, 12:56:07 AM »
I like you Maxi, as well as most other people here, so i don't want to regard any of you as friends. ;)
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #301 on: May 18, 2011, 01:47:42 AM »
Who wouldn't want to be friends with a Person who donates 500$ to a game he can't play ;D
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« Reply #302 on: May 18, 2011, 02:01:18 AM »
In Soviet Russia, Eastern Front donates to you! ;D
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #303 on: May 22, 2011, 09:08:46 PM »

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you! ;D
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« Reply #304 on: May 22, 2011, 09:17:48 PM »
Quote from: Seeme on May 18, 2011, 01:47:42 AM
Who wouldn't want to be friends with a Person who donates 500$ to a game he can't play ;D
Pariah donated 500 dollars to EF?

Wow, that is dedication.
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« Reply #305 on: May 22, 2011, 09:29:03 PM »
Yes it is. ;D

In Soviet Russia, your plumber is in another castle! :D
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #306 on: May 23, 2011, 09:44:39 PM »
^^dont get it
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« Reply #307 on: May 23, 2011, 09:48:10 PM »
^^Implication that Peach is trying to save Mario. ;)
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« Reply #308 on: May 24, 2011, 01:02:11 AM »
Quote from: pariah on May 23, 2011, 09:48:10 PM
^^Implication that Peach is trying to save Mario. ;)
Hee hee, Super Princess Peach. Though its actually a game...
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« Reply #309 on: May 24, 2011, 01:18:34 AM »
Really? Never heard of it...
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« Reply #310 on: May 24, 2011, 01:22:00 AM »
Quote from: pariah on May 24, 2011, 01:18:34 AM
Really? Never heard of it...
Don't blame you really. Nintendo's made so many Mario-based games it's difficult to count them all.
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« Reply #311 on: May 24, 2011, 01:26:25 AM »
O.K. then, how about this?:

In Soviet Russia, your giant turtle dragon thing is in another castle! ;D
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #312 on: May 24, 2011, 01:41:55 AM »
Quote from: pariah on May 24, 2011, 01:26:25 AM
O.K. then, how about this?:

In Soviet Russia, your giant turtle dragon thing is in another castle! ;D
In soviet Russia, Mushroom Find you!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #313 on: May 25, 2011, 10:07:59 AM »
In capitalist america, you eat mushroom
In soviet russia, mushroom eats you
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« Reply #314 on: May 25, 2011, 10:39:55 PM »
I just came up with a funny one, but since it's drug related I don't want to break the ToS if it's against it. Here's another anyways;

In Capitalist America, you build house.
In Soviet Russia, house build you!
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