In soviet russia jokes

[pariah]

Crab mine flail?

[Killar]

In Soviet Russia, tanks skin you!

(Try to imagine the last one )

Lol

In Soviet Russia, game animates you!

In Soviet Russia, video game units control you!

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

In Soviet Russia, video game units control you!

Wow, that would be hell of a nightmare. xD

[Desert_Fox]

In Soviet Russia, Ostheer asks for you to be released!

In Soviet Russia, tanks skin you!

(Try to imagine the last one )

Hahahaha! I want Camo! 

[Paladin88]

Anyway, what's with these 'in Soviet Russia' jokes? What do they mean? I never understood them...

Isn't it something to do with how the Soviets are "backward" in thinking...

In the USA, you drive the economy.
In Soviet Russia, economy drives you!

[pariah]

Well if that's the case, it would be from the American perspective, wouldn't it? So in Russia, the jokes would be the other way around, right?

[Paladin88]

Well if that's the case, it would be from the American perspective, wouldn't it? So in Russia, the jokes would be the other way around, right?

 , I guess. Most people leave off the American part cause most know the jokes come 2nd!
Post Merge: May 16, 2011, 06:01:19 AMThis is off-off-topic

Hitler, Mussolini and Churchill were gathered together in a secret bunker debating who was going to win the war, however none of them could come to an agreement. Churchill suddenly suggested "Do you see that fountain over there? In the fountain there is a fish, let's make it that the one who catches the fish will be the one to win the war."

"That's easy, no problem for the Reich!" Hitler exclaimed and whipped out his luger but after emptying the whole gun into the water, he failed to hit the fish. Annoyed Hitler turned to Mussolini "You try it,"

Mussolini stripped completely naked and dived into the water but swim as he may, he could not catch the fish and eventually got out when he was completely exhausted.

Churchill sat calmly beside the pool and took at a teaspoon, then he began slowly dishing the water out of the fountain.

"What the heck are you doing?!?" Hitler demanded.
Churchill smiled and looked back at Hitler, "Every teaspoon I remove is bringing me closer to victory!"

[pariah]

Yeah, erm... I don't think that actually happened.

[HyperSniper999]

In Capitalist America, you shoot Nagant. In Soviet Russia, Nagant shoot you.

In Capitalist America, you play Minecraft. In Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!

[Paladin88]

Yeah, erm... I don't think that actually happened.

Tis just a Joke!

In Capitalist America, you shoot Nagant. In Soviet Russia, Nagant shoot you.

All hail the seemingly all powerful Mosin Nagant

[Seeme]

In Soviet Russia, seeme looks at you!

[pariah]

In Soviet Russia, pariah has many friends!

[Seeme]

 

[pariah]

Don't worry, Seeme - I'm in Australia, where i don't have to deal with any friends.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

 

Don't worry pariah. Here you have friends *looking as friendly as possible*