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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #270 on: January 03, 2011, 12:28:46 PM »
and Died.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #271 on: January 17, 2011, 01:36:44 PM »
 ;D ;D

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #272 on: May 12, 2011, 08:11:03 PM »
In Soviet Russia, forum spams you!

In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!

In Soviet Russia, tree climbs you!

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #273 on: May 12, 2011, 08:35:10 PM »
In Soviet Russia, forum spams you!
HAHA, i used that joke a few months ago in the Blistered Thumbs mod section regarding the Russian spam! ;D Sadly, we don't get much spam anymore. :'(

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #274 on: May 12, 2011, 09:51:44 PM »
In Soviet Russia, forum spams you!
HAHA, i used that joke a few months ago in the Blistered Thumbs mod section regarding the Russian spam! ;D Sadly, we don't get much spam anymore. :'(

maybe people finally read ours signatures 

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #275 on: May 12, 2011, 09:54:39 PM »
You mean the Lord Rommel quote?

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #276 on: May 12, 2011, 09:55:45 PM »
mhm  :)

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #277 on: May 12, 2011, 09:57:43 PM »
So... What does that quote have to do with spam? ???

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #278 on: May 12, 2011, 09:59:37 PM »
"I can't unlock third greman faction, why?"
" When will be OH released?"
" Ostheer - where to download it?"

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #279 on: May 12, 2011, 10:04:29 PM »
Oh, right. ;D

Anyway, what's with these 'in Soviet Russia' jokes? What do they mean? I never understood them...

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #280 on: May 12, 2011, 10:08:44 PM »
Oh, right. ;D

Anyway, what's with these 'in Soviet Russia' jokes? What do they mean? I never understood them...
google - it should help

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #281 on: May 12, 2011, 10:21:41 PM »
Hhmmm nope. :(

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #282 on: May 12, 2011, 10:33:35 PM »
"I can't unlock third greman faction, why?"
" When will be OH released?"
" Ostheer - where to download it?"

"help pls i cant use the units you show here ingame :("

(pics of unreleased units on moddb page)

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #283 on: May 12, 2011, 10:52:42 PM »
In Soviet Russia, they ask when the Soviet army will be available. :D

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #284 on: May 12, 2011, 11:11:47 PM »
In Soviet Russia, Ostheer asks for you to be released!

In Soviet Russia, tanks skin you!

(Try to imagine the last one :P)

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