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Offline Seeme

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #210 on: August 24, 2010, 03:21:27 AM »
Yea, pretty good.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #211 on: August 24, 2010, 04:16:14 PM »
In Soviet WoW Horde kill you.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #212 on: August 24, 2010, 04:27:30 PM »
So in America you kill horde? I don't get it.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #213 on: August 25, 2010, 03:59:51 PM »
In WoW you ( as alliance ) kill horde , in Soviet WoW Horde kill you
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #214 on: August 25, 2010, 05:21:16 PM »
Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem writes you
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #215 on: August 25, 2010, 09:30:54 PM »
Ha! Thats a great one!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #216 on: August 26, 2010, 01:28:26 AM »
 ;D nice
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #217 on: August 27, 2010, 03:34:25 PM »
In Soviet Russia Stalin is ... AMERICAN XD
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« Reply #218 on: August 27, 2010, 08:52:04 PM »
I can just imagine a American Stalin :D
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #219 on: August 27, 2010, 11:41:55 PM »
Goulags will now be called prison, and the Coca-cola will now replaces the vodka ! Oh and now Commisars have to be called Officiers. :P
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #220 on: August 27, 2010, 11:58:26 PM »
And Cadillac would be replaced by Volga  ;D
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« Reply #221 on: August 28, 2010, 12:37:54 AM »
And he will send thousands of Americans to the middle east to help populate it.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #222 on: August 28, 2010, 03:06:00 AM »
Quote from: cephalos on August 27, 2010, 11:58:26 PM
And Cadillac would be replaced by Volga  ;D

Well, I think if Stalin is capitalist the volga will be replaced by the cadillac :O

Quote from: Seeme on August 28, 2010, 12:37:54 AM
And he will send thousands of Americans to the middle east to help populate it.

But if Stalin is american it will be ...

In America Russia ... in soviet russia jokes aren't funny at all .... ^^
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #223 on: August 28, 2010, 07:40:45 PM »
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« Reply #224 on: August 29, 2010, 12:05:02 AM »
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