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Offline Paciat

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #135 on: May 28, 2010, 08:58:10 AM »
2 russians are drinking:
- I fought youre doctor told you not to drink.
- youre doctor will tell you anything for 20$.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #136 on: May 28, 2010, 07:24:32 PM »
haha
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #137 on: May 29, 2010, 02:08:22 AM »
In Soviet Russia, forum balance you!!!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #138 on: May 29, 2010, 02:11:15 AM »
In soviet Russia, Dog abuse you (Animals Rule!)
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #139 on: May 29, 2010, 07:17:21 AM »
In America you laugh on youtube. In soviet russia youtube laughs of you.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #140 on: May 30, 2010, 02:14:14 PM »
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #141 on: May 30, 2010, 08:42:16 PM »
Wow, I actullay fell for that!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #142 on: June 01, 2010, 04:23:45 AM »
Somethings wrong with it -.- the video won't play properly  :P
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #143 on: June 06, 2010, 01:23:59 AM »



'Nough said.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #144 on: June 06, 2010, 09:14:20 AM »
Quote from: Akalonor on June 01, 2010, 04:23:45 AM
Somethings wrong with it -.- the video won't play properly  :P

Hehehe blackbishop you got him!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #145 on: June 06, 2010, 09:38:11 AM »
Quote from: Dragon93 on June 06, 2010, 01:23:59 AM



'Nough said.
haha In soviet russia http://cheezburger.com/sweetkate/lolz/View/1804550912
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don't you just love Americans? They make me feel a lot more...smarter :P
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #146 on: June 06, 2010, 06:29:44 PM »
I blame John Macain , his idiocy is contageous. :p , personally I dislike most people my age :) ( I believe I've posted my thoughts on my classmates somewhere before, and yes I am American and very unpatriotic)
since I can't think of any jokes I will tell a riddle :
A car must go around a 1 mile track 2 times ,it goes 30 miles per hour the first time, how fast does it have to go the second time to average 60 miles per hour ?
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #147 on: June 06, 2010, 08:44:50 PM »
It's gotton so said that I just laugh at it now
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #148 on: June 08, 2010, 01:27:15 AM »
In United States, generals command enlisted men!

In Soviet Russia, enlisted men command generals!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #149 on: June 10, 2010, 01:32:25 AM »
That was junk.
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