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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #120 on: May 12, 2010, 02:37:06 PM »
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #121 on: May 15, 2010, 03:44:23 AM »
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...in Soviet Russia, wolf shoot you!"

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"In Putin-Russia no Facebook, Book Face you!"
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #122 on: May 15, 2010, 10:36:16 AM »
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #123 on: May 15, 2010, 03:54:53 PM »
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"In Putin-Russia no Facebook, Book Face you!"
"the Russian Facebook" - "Incontact" ("In Touch")  ::)
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #124 on: May 15, 2010, 05:21:07 PM »
Quote from: UeArtemis on May 15, 2010, 03:54:53 PM
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"In Putin-Russia no Facebook, Book Face you!"
"the Russian Facebook" - "Incontact" ("In Touch")  ::)
hehe, "Facebook" was easier, dunno how I'd go about with "Incontact"  ;D

"With Soviet Russia, n00bs pwn you!"  8)
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #125 on: May 18, 2010, 03:40:13 AM »
in Soviet Russia, ass wipe you!!!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #126 on: May 18, 2010, 04:28:51 AM »
In Soviet Russia, you operate on doctor!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #127 on: May 18, 2010, 12:46:33 PM »
got this Russian joke from a friend... I don't know if it's funny or just plainly disturbing. maybe both.

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #128 on: May 18, 2010, 12:59:17 PM »
It's like both at the same time...

Can't imagine a girl beating a puppy to death,

But on the same token "I don't really like people, too" was hilarious (:>
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #129 on: May 18, 2010, 06:54:09 PM »
'I don't really like people too' Is where I can relate
but I can't relate to not loving animals .
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #130 on: May 26, 2010, 04:37:08 AM »
In America, your job determines your marks
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job

In America, you assassinate the president
In Soviet Russia, the president assassinates you
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #131 on: May 26, 2010, 04:44:25 AM »
Quote from: comrade2012 on May 26, 2010, 04:37:08 AM
In America, your job determines your marks
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #132 on: May 26, 2010, 05:41:16 AM »
Quote from: comrade2012 on May 26, 2010, 04:37:08 AM
In America, your job determines your marks
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job

In America, you assassinate the president
In Soviet Russia, the president assassinates you
nice I love both of them
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #133 on: May 26, 2010, 05:46:28 AM »
Quote from: ford_prefect on May 26, 2010, 05:41:16 AM
Quote from: comrade2012 on May 26, 2010, 04:37:08 AM
In America, your job determines your marks
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job

In America, you assassinate the president
In Soviet Russia, the president assassinates you
nice I love both of them
Indeed ;D.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #134 on: May 28, 2010, 07:31:59 AM »
In soviet Russia , CIA informs you!
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