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Offline Pauly3

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #90 on: April 14, 2010, 09:30:45 PM »
Stalingrad
The grimm winter.
2 soviet soldiers.
Vlad goes:  The winter is great.
Michail goes : What do you mean by winter is great?? German snipers everywhere, no food and brutal commisars. Dead bodies all around us!!
Vlad : But they dont smell as bad as in summer....
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #91 on: April 15, 2010, 01:10:36 AM »
haha.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #92 on: April 15, 2010, 02:42:10 AM »
In Soviet Russia, um... well... nothing really happens
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #93 on: April 15, 2010, 04:14:39 PM »
In Soveit Russia, Everything happens.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #94 on: April 16, 2010, 01:36:04 AM »
In soviet russia bad jokes tell you....
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #95 on: April 17, 2010, 05:10:51 PM »
In America, teacher teach class.
In Soviet Russia, class teach you!!!!!!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #96 on: April 17, 2010, 08:32:51 PM »
In Russia, russians love you!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #97 on: April 18, 2010, 12:04:44 AM »
In Soviet Russia, Congressman call you!!!!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #98 on: April 18, 2010, 12:05:27 AM »
In soviet Russia, exclamation points spam you!!!!! -.-
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #99 on: April 18, 2010, 02:22:28 AM »
In soviet Russia, this thread is funny.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #100 on: April 18, 2010, 07:52:15 AM »
In soveit Russia, post 100 write you.
yaa post #100
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #101 on: April 18, 2010, 04:21:39 PM »
In London:
«Excuse me, how much watch?»
«Near six».
«Such much?»
«For whom how…»
«MGIMO finished?»
«Ask!…»

Yes, they are Russians ^_^
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #102 on: April 18, 2010, 05:39:13 PM »
Hahaha, Artemis!!! +1
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #103 on: April 18, 2010, 06:01:40 PM »
i dont get it....
cause i aint no russian
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #104 on: May 02, 2010, 02:55:21 AM »
In soviet Russia You bite dogs..
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