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Offline IJoe

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #255 on: December 14, 2010, 11:47:27 PM »
In Soviet Russia ideas make you
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« Reply #256 on: December 15, 2010, 12:23:24 AM »
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris worships you
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #257 on: December 15, 2010, 12:31:46 AM »
In Soviet Russia the government suspects you of conspiracy.
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In Soviet Russia the Beatles get arrested for trying to buy your album
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #258 on: December 15, 2010, 12:55:37 AM »
The American police are better than the Russian, the Americans have something called the "Warning Shot"  ;)

In the US, you assassinate the leader on command,
In the USSR, by the leaders' command you are assassinated.

I Went to a restaurant and I was asked. "How many in your party?" I replied "600 million".

In the US, you will always find a party.
In the USSR, a party will always find you.

Ask me if you want more...  ;)
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #259 on: December 15, 2010, 01:22:51 AM »
Hahaha
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #260 on: December 16, 2010, 12:30:34 AM »
Those are actually rather awesome!! ;D ;D
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #261 on: December 16, 2010, 03:20:58 AM »
More!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #262 on: December 23, 2010, 04:45:21 PM »
In Soviet Russia Mario play with you. :)

(sorry but the demo is in Italian).
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #263 on: December 25, 2010, 08:28:56 AM »
In soviet russia, game loose you.
(I've found a way to Win the Game, Find a TARDIS Then go back 30 years to Leningrad)
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #264 on: December 28, 2010, 07:26:24 AM »
In the US, your job determines your marks
In USSR, Marx determines your job.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #265 on: December 28, 2010, 09:38:29 AM »
Quote from: Pathfinder777 on December 28, 2010, 07:26:24 AM
In the US, your job determines your marks
In USSR, Marx determines your job.

haha  ;D
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #266 on: December 28, 2010, 03:31:08 PM »
Quote from: cephalos on December 28, 2010, 09:38:29 AM
Quote from: Pathfinder777 on December 28, 2010, 07:26:24 AM
In the US, your job determines your marks
In USSR, Marx determines your job.

haha  ;D

haha +1
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #267 on: December 28, 2010, 04:10:55 PM »
Quote from: Newbie. on December 25, 2010, 08:28:56 AM
In soviet russia, game loose you.
(I've found a way to Win the Game, Find a TARDIS Then go back 30 years to Leningrad)
But you can't directly interfere with history at Leningrad since it is an important point in time....
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #268 on: December 29, 2010, 06:18:11 PM »
... TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #269 on: January 03, 2011, 03:13:37 AM »
Went to USSR..
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