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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #195 on: August 22, 2010, 02:49:12 AM »
In soviet russia jokes reverse you

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #196 on: August 22, 2010, 02:52:43 AM »
In soveit russia you reverse jokes.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #197 on: August 22, 2010, 03:08:59 AM »
In Soviet Russia joke is you.

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #198 on: August 22, 2010, 04:27:49 AM »
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes go like "In Russia Soviet"

Thats kinda confusing.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #199 on: August 23, 2010, 01:04:24 AM »
In the US you fire the AT gun.

In Soviet Russia, AT gun fires YOU!

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #200 on: August 23, 2010, 01:27:11 AM »
Thats actually pretty good.
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« Reply #201 on: August 23, 2010, 01:45:48 AM »
Heres some rather fun (IMO at least :P) In soviet russia pics i found

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« Reply #202 on: August 23, 2010, 01:50:49 AM »
Nice! I like the old lady one. That's great. Lets see the best I got... In soviet Russia, the horses ride you! Fail.
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« Reply #203 on: August 23, 2010, 02:00:43 AM »
Nice! I like the old lady one. That's great. Lets see the best I got... In soviet Russia, the horses ride you! Fail.

In Soviet Russia, Berlin Divides YOU! :P

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« Reply #204 on: August 23, 2010, 02:10:22 AM »
Thats mean...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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« Reply #205 on: August 23, 2010, 05:21:32 AM »
I like it. In soviet russia, the tv watches you!
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« Reply #206 on: August 23, 2010, 02:52:19 PM »
You already said that.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #207 on: August 24, 2010, 03:17:05 AM »
oh yeah.. my bad.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #208 on: August 24, 2010, 03:18:26 AM »
in soviet russia music listens to you...
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #209 on: August 24, 2010, 03:20:26 AM »
good one.
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