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Offline Paciat

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #180 on: July 27, 2010, 04:16:36 PM »
When Poland was a puppet state there were a lot of hate for Soviets... and jokes about them:

-Grandma. Today is a birthday of Stalin.
-Who is Stalin, child?
-Dont you know grandma? Stalin got rid of Germans and liberated Poland.
-Ow, thats good. If only he god rid of these Russians too.

- Daddy Russians went into space.
- What? All of them?
- No only 2.
- Than dont bother me.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #181 on: July 27, 2010, 07:31:47 PM »
hahaha... lol ;D. Good post paciat :P.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #182 on: July 30, 2010, 05:12:00 PM »
In Soviet Russia, germans zerg-rush YOU!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #183 on: July 30, 2010, 10:08:18 PM »
yeah they actaully do , Blitzkreig assault.....:P
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #184 on: August 06, 2010, 11:43:22 PM »
In Soviet Russia youtube blocks you :P... In Modern Russia...
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #185 on: August 07, 2010, 01:45:44 AM »
... In modern russia, russian get YOU away.

Quite frankly, ultra-nationalist speeches like "russia for russian" should be deleted everywhere. Even in France we have "La France aux français", which is really annoying   >:(


In America (or in western europe  ;) ), you gain money on the State. In soviet russia, the State gain money on you!  ;D
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #186 on: August 07, 2010, 05:13:30 PM »
In Soviet Russia, BETA TESTS YOU!  ;D
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #187 on: August 15, 2010, 11:01:03 PM »







Stereotips about Russia: http://lurkmore.ru/%D0%9A%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B2%D0%B0
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Moscow, father, son, mother.
- Family, sit eating potatoes with herring "Ivasi!
- Let's drink vodka!
- Dad, may I go and look at Lenin, played on the balalaika and wash our bear?
- You can, but it is hot here, go turn off the nuclear reactor in the basement! And drink vodka! Yes, but where is your sister?
- Cleans the AK-47.
- Well done! Let her drink vodka!
- Dad, but today I wrote a "5" essay on the topic "For the Lenin I'm ready to rot in the mines!"
- Well done! Can the whole class to drink vodka!
- Wife, and where our grandfather?
- It should be in line for coupons for coupons!
- Good for you, let him drink vodka, how come!
- All had eaten, drink vodka and go to watch the Congress of the CPSU Central Committee!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #188 on: August 18, 2010, 03:00:25 AM »
For lovers of anime: Russian cosplay

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #189 on: August 20, 2010, 02:50:39 AM »
The russian seems more dangerous , cause he wont be all dramatic , just run at you and chop your head off....
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #190 on: August 20, 2010, 03:06:05 AM »
I dont think you will have time to think that when you see him.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #191 on: August 20, 2010, 06:57:22 PM »
I just randomly found this......

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #192 on: August 20, 2010, 11:08:55 PM »
Haha. Funny.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #193 on: August 22, 2010, 01:37:24 AM »
In soviet russia jokes are from the 80's
NO WONDER THEY SUCK
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #194 on: August 22, 2010, 02:47:29 AM »
In Soviet Russia, 80s are from Russia!
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