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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #165 on: June 15, 2010, 05:48:59 AM »
i was quoting the antagonist from Sherlock Holmes.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #166 on: June 15, 2010, 07:15:27 AM »
I didn't see it yet :P. But I saw The Mummy(1999) and Imhotep says the same line, but in arabic ;).
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #167 on: June 19, 2010, 05:41:35 AM »
After WWII, Soviet teacher asks the children what they have done during the war to help the Rodina.

Mashenka raises her hand and says: "I helped to locate and rescue wounded soldiers under enemy fire." The teacher praises, "Very good, Mashenka, very good!"

Petenka raises his hand as well and says: "I went to the enemy t...territory together with our reconnaissance fighters." The teacher replied, "That's brave very much!"

Beaming inwardly with Marxist pride, the teacher then looks around for more students to call. "What's about you, Vovochka?"

Vovochka answers reluctantly, "I carried projectiles to gunners..." the teacher claps her hands. "That's good, Vovochka! What did they told you?"

Vovochka fidgets, looks around him and sheepishly replies,"Sehr gut, Voldemar, danke!"
« Last Edit: June 19, 2010, 06:02:39 AM by Werwolf »

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #168 on: June 19, 2010, 06:04:06 AM »
After WWII, Soviet teacher asks the children what they have done during the war to help the Rodina.

Mashenka raises her hand and says: "I helped to locate and rescue wounded soldiers under enemy fire." The teacher praises, "Very good, Mashenka, very good!"

Petenka raises his hand as well and says: "I went to the enemy t...territory together with our reconnaissance fighters." The teacher replied, "That's brave very much!"

Beaming inwardly with Marxist pride, the teacher then looks around for more students to call. "What's about you, Vovochka?"

Vovochka answers reluctantly, "I carried projectiles to gunners..." the teacher claps her hands. "That's good, Vovochka! What did they told you?"

Vovochka fidgets, looks around him and sheepishly replies,"Sehr gut, Voldemar, danke!"
hahaha ;D... lol.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #169 on: June 19, 2010, 02:40:44 PM »
In Soviet Russia, Bridge has you.

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #170 on: June 20, 2010, 03:33:04 AM »
After WWII, Soviet teacher asks the children what they have done during the war to help the Rodina.

Mashenka raises her hand and says: "I helped to locate and rescue wounded soldiers under enemy fire." The teacher praises, "Very good, Mashenka, very good!"

Petenka raises his hand as well and says: "I went to the enemy t...territory together with our reconnaissance fighters." The teacher replied, "That's brave very much!"

Beaming inwardly with Marxist pride, the teacher then looks around for more students to call. "What's about you, Vovochka?"

Vovochka answers reluctantly, "I carried projectiles to gunners..." the teacher claps her hands. "That's good, Vovochka! What did they told you?"

Vovochka fidgets, looks around him and sheepishly replies,"Sehr gut, Voldemar, danke!"



Can you translate that to english? Not everyone speaks german.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #171 on: June 20, 2010, 04:06:43 AM »
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Can you translate that to english? Not everyone speaks german.
It says "Very well, Vladimir, thanks!"
« Last Edit: June 20, 2010, 04:08:55 AM by blackbishop »
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #172 on: June 20, 2010, 09:33:05 PM »
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #173 on: June 21, 2010, 12:39:49 AM »
Thats scary...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #174 on: June 21, 2010, 01:13:21 AM »
In a good or bad way?

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #175 on: June 21, 2010, 01:34:35 AM »
Bad...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #176 on: June 22, 2010, 04:00:55 PM »

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #177 on: June 23, 2010, 07:47:08 PM »
i was quoting the antagonist from Sherlock Holmes.
no shit Sherlock XDDD haha I just had to sorry

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #178 on: July 27, 2010, 01:10:24 PM »
In Soviet Russia, thread ignore you!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #179 on: July 27, 2010, 01:39:22 PM »
"In soviet russia terms of service violate you!"