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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #150 on: June 10, 2010, 01:38:22 AM »
Anywhere in the world you hate Stalin
In soviet Russia Stalin hate you.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #151 on: June 10, 2010, 01:43:27 AM »
Since when did stailn hate me? Am the nicest person in the world!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #152 on: June 10, 2010, 04:37:48 PM »
That's why!

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #153 on: June 11, 2010, 11:31:47 PM »
In Soviet Russia, Death gets sentenced to you!!!!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #154 on: June 11, 2010, 11:32:48 PM »
I think (you) was Seeme :) (Kidding)
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #155 on: June 12, 2010, 02:56:08 AM »
 ???
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #156 on: June 12, 2010, 06:40:25 PM »
In Soviet Russia , death sentenced to visit  (Seeme) ,
thats what I meant. (Kidding)
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #157 on: June 12, 2010, 06:51:30 PM »
I dont want to die?
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #158 on: June 13, 2010, 02:30:49 AM »
Nevermind :D
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #159 on: June 13, 2010, 05:45:28 PM »
DEATH IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #160 on: June 13, 2010, 06:02:19 PM »
DEATH IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who said that? Grigori Rasputin?

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #161 on: June 13, 2010, 11:21:06 PM »
Thats a bad begining, they should save it for last.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #162 on: June 14, 2010, 12:21:40 AM »
It would've been a good beginning for G.W.B.
(kidding)
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #163 on: June 14, 2010, 02:55:55 PM »
(not kidding) >:(
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #164 on: June 14, 2010, 05:19:26 PM »
since everybody is going mental (it is all seemes fault)
i take this topic with two recon squads
My topic.... ???
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