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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2009, 10:48:29 PM »
(he reminds me of Queenie from Blackadder) ohhh darn I miss that show   :'( :'( :'( :'( we used to have it on BBC America for a long time but they dropped it that show was so funny now all I get is Top Gear and of course all of Gordan's shows (and the only good source in America ;D)
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2009, 05:08:19 AM »

 ooooh, hey Burro, that's right. Queenie is badass. Lol.
 
 Do tell us more jokes UeArtemis ;)

 Eh, it's funny now, but had I been in soviet army, I'm not
 sure if advancement would have been good, if It'd have gotten
 me working with Komrade Stalin, lol.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2009, 04:46:41 AM »
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2009, 07:47:03 PM »
Love the "In Soviet Russia, job hunt you!" pic ;D
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2009, 08:31:06 PM »
In soviet russia baby abort you!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2009, 11:27:42 PM »
Quote from: 3y Gvardeyskiy Mechanized on December 31, 2009, 07:47:03 PM
Love the "In Soviet Russia, job hunt you!" pic ;D
lol yeah
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2010, 02:25:26 PM »
In Soviet Russia gays are so severe that they "sleep" with women. ;D
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2010, 07:08:53 PM »
I was just reading this topic while a friend posted me with this.
Its an AK-47 joke so...
Multi-Purpose AK-47
AK-47 is cheaper than a lighter.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2010, 10:20:52 AM by Paciat »
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2010, 12:07:22 AM »
In America you fight terrorism. In Soviet Russia terrorist fight you!!!!!!! 8)
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2010, 12:47:30 AM »
Quote from: Paciat on February 11, 2010, 07:08:53 PM
I was just reading this topic while a friend posted me with this.
Its an AK-47 joke so...
Multi-Purpose AK-47
WTF????
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2010, 01:50:39 AM »
In soviet russia somebody elses mind fucks with you
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2010, 03:29:22 AM »
haha but really WHAT IS WITH THE VIDEO
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2010, 01:02:35 PM »
In soviet russia, forum watches and reads YOU
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2010, 01:41:54 PM »
Heh, famous russian inversion :P In polish version of uncyclopedia we have whole list of them, just put it into google translate http://nonsensopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Radziecka_inwersja
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2010, 03:18:25 PM »
In soviet russia you werent allowed to tell political jokes.
So the  people just  gave every joke a number.
One day Oleg Popow is standing in front of the cinema
waiting to get in. Somebody in front of him shouts "Nr. 47".
The whole crowd chuckles.
Another guy shouts " Nr. 84"
The crowd bursts into laughter.
Oleg decides to tell one aswell and so he shouts "Nr. 15"
Nobody even smiles.
Oleg asks "what is wrong?"
One in the crowd says "oh the joke is great, but you are telling it wrong!!"

I like those kind of jokes a lot :P
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