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Here i post some jokes and some shot video about learning a bit of good stuff
This is the best comedy actor in Asia Continent made a song for SARS Its Phua Chu Kang, A half Chinese and half sikh. Its a mix English-Hokkien-Malay
Phua Chu Kang SARS RAP SAR-VIVOR HQThis is about the train no pushing
PCK ( Phua Chu Kang) Rap - A Happy Journey Starts Like That ! Here is the theme song for the movie Intro
Phua Chu Kang Official Theme Song HD(HQ)Here is the Malaysia style PCK SDN. BHD. Part 1 episode 1. you can find it all, This movie end already. No more making.
Phua Chu Kang SDN Bhd 1 (Ep 1) Part 1/4-Jokes are here-
-Question Jokes
1.- What is the Buaya's ( Crocodile not the crocodile tank in WW2 ) favourite game?
S-N-A-P!
2.- What is the duck favourite food?
Cream-Quakers
3.- Why does the chicken cross the road?
Because there is a mate across the road.
4.- Why does the horse cross the road?
Because the chicken needed a day off
5.- Why there is this saying "They hide behind woman's skirt"?
Because they really hide behind a woman skirt before
6.- ( Warning this is maybe a sensitive jokes to Japanese ) What does stupid means in Japanese?
Bakar ( Burns/ Burned/ Burning in malay if translated )
7.- ( Warning this maybe sensitive to people in Iran ) What does it means a hundred years war?
A war lasted hundred years
8.- Name your 2 sons and 2 daughters in 1.5 seconds
Enny,Minny, minney and Mol
9.- What is munny means?
$$ Money! $$
10.- Imagine you are in the lift with 2 people in KLCC ( Petronas Twin Towers in Malaysia ) going up to 88 floors from G level. When you enter, You see 2 people. When you reach 4th floor another guys enter, he is a chinese. Yesterday just now he ate a lot of Chicken Chop. So he let out a "Poooo" sound. He said excuse me.
When the lift reach 8th floor, an american guy enter, He ate too much hot dogs (Sausages ) he then let out a "pooo" sound, he felt embarrassing and said excuse me.
When reach the 21st floor, no 1 exits yet. the lift must be so stinky smell.
A Malay guys enter a lift then, yesterday he ate a lot of Petai.
Then he really need to let it out, A nasty silen "pooo" Sound he made. He mumble to himself " Siapa Kentut?" translation Who farted ?
xD
-What will you say when you reach 88th floor?
-Dialog jokes-
1.-Tok Hin Ting : Hi, My friend Johny said i am pretty, but Alice said i am ulgy. What do you think Samuel?
Samuel : I think both... No i think you are pretty ulgy
2.- Recently you and your wife go see a doctor, and the doctor give a silent treatment. You must not break the silent treatment ( Must not say a thing even "Hmnnn" or " Ummm" ) either your wife also. You know that tomorrow you have a plane to catch. You need your wife to wake you wake. How you do it? ( Place your answer )
-Example how placing answers-
For question jokes
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Dialog Jokes
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About the version i editted so many times. Haha, just for FUN ^^
