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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #30 on: June 14, 2010, 01:02:50 AM »
Someone really needs to make a joke regarding the unarmed conscript's habit of running straight towards the enemies.
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2010, 01:25:37 AM »
An Officer is scolding a soldier for his actions ,
"Why did you just run up and charge the enemy Comrade, when you have no weapon ? "
" The German Soldier said I could use his since I had none . "

Its terrible .
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2010, 03:52:44 AM »
Its kinda good :-\
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2010, 05:07:47 AM »
Better than anything I could come up with.
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #34 on: June 14, 2010, 08:29:47 AM »
Someone really needs to make a joke regarding the unarmed conscript's habit of running straight towards the enemies.
Q: Why our conscripts keep charge to the enemy?
A: What? you say you still want to live under Comrade Stalin?

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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2010, 02:53:43 PM »
My god mokin, you getting it from a book?
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #36 on: June 14, 2010, 03:47:51 PM »
Nice!
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #37 on: June 14, 2010, 06:15:55 PM »
My god mokin, you getting it from a book?
No why?

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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2010, 03:54:06 AM »
Dont some more :D
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #39 on: June 20, 2010, 04:16:24 PM »
Awww no more jokes?
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #40 on: June 20, 2010, 09:08:32 PM »
No double posts >:(
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #41 on: June 21, 2010, 12:37:46 AM »
The last post I failed spelling though :'(
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #42 on: June 22, 2010, 04:10:41 AM »
Hmmmm What to do ? :|
continue as I said nothing.
« Last Edit: July 11, 2010, 03:28:55 AM by Akalonor »
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.